"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do you think that a vengeful woman could use one of these?

MatureDJ

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http://www.sqlhelper.net/html/Technology/03/Anti_rape_Device_to_Hit_the_Market_13472.html

Eshler insists on the fact that the main advantage of her invention is that it could give a woman attacked by a rapist some vital seconds to escape the criminal while he is busy dealing with pain caused by the device. This would be great pain as 25 teeth of the device that is inserted in the vagina attach themselves to the head and the shaft of the penis.
OK, I can understand this as an anti-rape device, and indeed, if reports like this come out, there may be some lessening of rape. But I've know some pretty squirrely women, and I just have a hunch that some could think about doing this to their man.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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WaterTiger

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Just 5 seconds of foreplay would discover this device and save you a whole lot of pain.

Could it be used to hurt a guy? Sure! But so could that heavy lamp at the bedside.
 

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Just who said a rapist is interested in vagina. Maybe he likes her ass hole better. Poor woman has to stick that thing into vagina and her butt every morning, just so that she gets her revenge and get killed while being raped.


You can't rape the willing. :whistle:
 

azanon

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I'll tell you one thing; if that contraption snapped on my finger or d***, there would be a fatality.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sir Juanalot

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Plus im sure that having lots of someone elses blood inside you will be a great healthy thing :rolleyes:
 

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Why don't they just line the inside of the device with some chilli sauce/powder/compound so that any would-be rapists would feel the burrn.

If they really want to identify the man, why not have some 'exploding ink' (maybe not exploding, but ink staining) technology so their incriminating parts can be identified (like those bank robbers with red dye all over their money/faces/hands).
 

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because it's not as cool as having a mini Barraka bite your **** off.
 
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