"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you think reddit/VirginityExchange can be a good place to get a sympathy lay?

MatureDJ

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I recently have come across this reddit group:

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/

It seems to be a place when men & women post that they are virgins looking to get laid. However, the cynical side of me says that any woman that would take up a virgin male's offer would have to be hideous on the order of the Kraken. :eek:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Why are all your posts about articles and end with a ?
 
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corrector

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I recently have come across this reddit group:

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/

It seems to be a place when men & women post that they are virgins looking to get laid. However, the cynical side of me says that any woman that would take up a virgin male's offer would have to be hideous on the order of the Kraken. :eek:
You are looking for a sympathy lay? I tried this back in 2006. It worked after 30 days of crying virgin, but I didn't go along with it at the end of the day. I used Adult Friend Finder though. Have not done that since 2006 and have lost interest in this today.
 

R.U.G.

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I think I've seen it all now. Wow. How pathetic... Look at what has happened to males in the 21st century... :( #thankyoufeminism
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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but these same female virgins even average looking ones can get chads from tinder instead of some fat loser so

Haha! I knew it! only males there! like always! Haha
 

R.U.G.

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I just do not understand how a male could have such low self esteem that they post in a forum like that. #Endofdays
 
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