"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you think choking the chicken in front of very sexy women helps validate a loser man?

MatureDJ

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I was looking at a video of this security guard in front of a phalanx of NFL cheerleaders, and it got me thinking:


Just as women can get validation by having men on Tinder give them attention to make them feel validated, I am wondering if loser men get some level of validation by getting away with ej@culating in the midst of very sexy women, and even more so if the women are not obvious sexual workers like strippers, etc., which I think cheerleaders fit in as, as they are ostensibly moral.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bible_Belt

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Public masturbation is a fetish. I guess the more people around, the better. The video is funny, because the guy doesn't seem to care about getting caught. Fvck it, the season's almost over, the team sucks anyway, and security jobs barely pay minimum wage. He decided to go out with a bang.
 

daddymonsterpoodle

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I like to choke the chicken in front of (ideally on) sexy women. I hope that doesn't make me a loser LOL. Admittedly it is in my bedroom and not in public.
 
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