"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you think chicks will start trying to get pregnant to get out of jail time?

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I was reading this:
my opinion: She knew this date was coming up, and I'm sure she unprotectively sexed the sheet out of whomever her boyfriend is to try and avoid the LONG sentence that she deserves. Having a kid when one knows she will be doing a lot of hard time is the height of solipsism.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm not surprised to see the system bending to her once again, this woman's story is extremely troubling.


 

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I've known several ugly females who got intentionally knocked up to avoid going on a deployment, far less lengthy than most sentences given.
 

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I've known several ugly females who got intentionally knocked up to avoid going on a deployment, far less lengthy than most sentences given.
Of course, that begs the question of why women join the military if they don't want to get deployed. :rolleyes:
 
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