"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think a "mid-life crisis" is really just a man realizing that his wife has turned to sh!t while he still looks good & wants to get another gal?

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I think that the Femynocracy has come up with this term to demean such men, so as to shame them into accepting their hideous looking wives. :down:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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From my perspective it seems the men allow themselves to go just looked the ladies do.

WTF is so hard about eating right, maintaining your skin and hitting up the gym?

But noooo these fools think they have the same value with their pot bellies, bushy eyebrows and nose hair. No thank you
 

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mid life crissis is past events and future projection based depression


at least thats what my midlife crisis feels like



thou i am only projectin cause i am 23
 

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From my perspective it seems the men allow themselves to go just looked the ladies do.

WTF is so hard about eating right, maintaining your skin and hitting up the gym?

But noooo these fools think they have the same value with their pot bellies, bushy eyebrows and nose hair. No thank you
loool i have 0 hair in nose and it will never regrow but i will not tell you why
 

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loool i have 0 hair in nose and it will never regrow but i will not tell you why
Lemme guess ....you burned the inside of your nostrils with the torch one evening while you were smokin somethin?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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