"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Do you put Tabasco in your used condom?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Desert Fox

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yeah I always do this. She's never tried anything stupid though.

I always keep a little bottom hidden near the bed. If I cream on her face or anywhere else I dab a little in there too just for good measure.

Most of the time girls laugh or say wtf? Why are you squirting hot sauce on me? I say something like, because I don't want you to ruin my future with a baby you WH0RE.:up:
 

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Desert Fox said:
yeah I always do this. She's never tried anything stupid though.

I always keep a little bottom hidden near the bed. If I cream on her face or anywhere else I dab a little in there too just for good measure.

Most of the time girls laugh or say wtf? Why are you squirting hot sauce on me? I say something like, because I don't want you to ruin my future with a baby you WH0RE.:up:
Thanks for a much needed chuckle!
 

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I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
 

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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
My semen only dies on contact with Tabasco. Maybe I am just too masculine.:cool:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Chuck Norris semen never dies, that's why so many babies are now being born with blond mustaches.
 

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bigjohnson said:
Chuck Norris semen never dies, that's why so many babies are now being born with blond mustaches.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
 

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My semen IS Tobasco.
 

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Desert Fox said:
yeah I always do this. She's never tried anything stupid though.

I always keep a little bottom hidden near the bed. If I cream on her face or anywhere else I dab a little in there too just for good measure.

Most of the time girls laugh or say wtf? Why are you squirting hot sauce on me? I say something like, because I don't want you to ruin my future with a baby you WH0RE.:up:

HOLY SH1T FOX that is absolutely halarious!!!!

"because I don't want you to ruin my future with a baby you WH0RE"

my abs are killing me from working out and you just kinked them more!
 

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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
It is also impossible to get her pregnant if its your first time together.
Or if she's a virgin.
Or if she's on top- it'll just leak out anyway!
Or if Mars is in eclipse of Saturn and its the 12th night of the Easter bunny equinox.

Try it out! I know what I'm talking about- just like you do!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Most of the time girls laugh or say wtf? Why are you squirting hot sauce on me? I say something like, because I don't want you to ruin my future with a baby you WH0RE.
I hear pepper spray is much more effective!
 

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There are cases of external ejacualtion causing pregnancy. I' be willing to bet sperm isn't killed quick enough with exposure to air for anyone to feel safe. I have a friend who had fertility/artificial Insemination[his sperm] done with his wife,but it was just a question I didn't want to ask[did you jerk off into a test tube? Filled with what?}
 

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Bleach also works.
 

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hey

would tieing a nott on a condom be good enough or is all this under cabinet remedys the only way?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Anybody ever consider not sleeping with psycho *****es so that you don't need to worry about this?

How would you even pull this stunt off?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Anybody ever consider not sleeping with psycho *****es so that you don't need to worry about this?
Well the problem is some women are such good actresses you don't know you're dealing with a psycho until something like this happens.

Also a woman doesn't necessarily have to be totally fvcked up in the head to do this, she just has to be desperate and have a pregnancy and free money agenda.

It doesn't take a crazy woman to have such an agenda, just a normal woman thats become a bit callous to the rights of others over time which can happen if any normal woman lets their normal female entitlement mentality get out of control as the years go by.

As for how to pull this off its pretty simple.

You nut in the condom go to the bathroom acting like you are going to throw it out but instead slip some tobasco sauce in it before you put it in the garbage then the woman acts like she's got to go to the bathroom to do some legitimate relieving herself or freshening up but really she's fishing your rubber and the gooey payload out of the garbage to impregnate herself with it.

And most chicks think guys are too dumb to do something like put tobasco sauce in their condoms after they are done using them so its not like a guy has to do a lot to trick a woman into thinking this is a safe thing to do as women already trick themselves with a deeply held belief that all men are stupid.
 

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Fair enough... When I get my own house I'll put a fireplace in the bedroom and just burn the condoms.

But what if you aren't at your house? Guys don't carry around purses where they can hide the tabasco, and most women aren't going to have any in their bathroom.
 

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Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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