"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you pretty much gauge a woman's attractiveness by how low of a probability there is of her being a tranny?

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I was looking at the striking resemblance that post-wall Cindy Crawford has to Bruce Caitlyn, and it got me interested:

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Cindy Crawford Mistaken For Caitlyn Jenner At British Fashion Awards?

Was Cindy Crawford really mistaken for Caitlyn Jenner at the British Fashion Awards? That’s the ridiculous claim in one of this week’s tabloids. Gossip Cop looked into the situation and we’ve learned it simply never happened. A headline in the latest issue of Star reads, “Cait Expectations...
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Crawford was mistaken for the transgender reality star three times at last week’s British Fashion Awards.
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my opinion: If there's one overall metric I use in this determination, it's this - (NERD ALERT) even if it is in the form of a Naive Bayesian correlation. Also, I can't think of bigger humiliation of a woman than to confuse her with being a tranny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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