"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you like me question

wildchild

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Whats the best answer if a girl you just meet keeps saying " do you like me" i usualy say i have to get to know you first, but most of them seem to constantly ask, should i keep them guessing or say yes?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Docs

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Answer: Turn it on them
Example 1: Do you like me?
Example 2: I don't know, I only like girls that ___

Yeah.
 

crossboss

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Response:

No. You are unattractive. Then touch her and smile.

Or.

I don't know, why should I like you? At this point she might be trying to live up to your standards.
 

Suckaazzclown

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wildchild said:
Whats the best answer if a girl you just meet keeps saying " do you like me" i usualy say i have to get to know you first, but most of them seem to constantly ask, should i keep them guessing or say yes?
ANY girl who askz you that, likes YOU.

Cuz if she didn't like yo punk azz, she wouldn't give a ****.
 
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