"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Do you like hunting?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
At times I bring along a rifle 2 sharpen my shooting skills.
I mostly use more traditional methods 2 hunt, no guns, just DIY traps, DIY poisons, spear, a blowpipe and a mix of knifes and axes. These r cheap basic weaponry/methods that hardly cost anything.
However, unless u had training from a young age, starting from 7-12 y.o I don't recommend you go solo hunting in the jungle.
Perhaps u can start off going to a rural area and go fishing. Just make sure that place is crocodile free, I'm often caught off guard by how stealthily they come around to hunt me instead.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Going off on hunting trips just is not something I'd like to do.
But yes, it's expensive and big business.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Both are a learning experience, however a good shotgun or rifle are obviously more expensive than good fishing gear, but fish are easier to clean…
The expense depends on your level of involvement and dedication to your chosen sport.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If you decide to go rifle, get a damn good scope and zero it in within a few inches or closer at the Range for obvious reasons…
Once knew a guy that got head shots on turkeys with a .22 to save meat.
Desdinova
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This fall I'm going to learn how to slaughter and de-feather chickens. I also need to learn how to gut a deer if I'm going to shoot one. There's places around here that will give a live demonstration on how to gut an animal. I'm just keeping an eye out for the next one that pops up.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Crossbow is your answer.
I have been cleaning deer forever, but I still use Youtube every time I skin one.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
EyeBRollin
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We are hunters by instinct.