El Payaso
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Lmao. Cold blooded.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do you let her poop while you're in the bathroom?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
logicallefty
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I'll let them sh|t in front of me, but I won't sh|t in front of them ever. I think a guy seeing a woman sh|t, especially early in the relationship, can actually be a good thing for the relationship.. Why? You have to put yourself in the woman's mind to understand this: If deep in her subconsious mind she is having any kinds of thoughts that she is in any way shape or form superior to you... .. You just saw her SH|T like a human being, and she knows you saw it.. That's going to knock her down a knotch or two in her own mind as far as how she thinks she is perceived by you.. And thus might help take away any thoughts she might have that she is better than you.. I mean, come one, you saw her sh|t like a human being.... Her perfect little superhuman queen shield has now been compromised. She just showed you that she is no better of a person than you are. She pooped just like you do!