"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do you have experience with Reiki?

DoubleBarrel

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Reiki is for women who can't find any true satisfaction in their life due to becoming an alpha widow. Just go along with it and make sure you get lots of cvm stains on her poncho.
I guess this conclusion is true because you've dated a handful of women into Reiki, and based it off of your actual extensive experience and observation in dealing with them, and not from an ignorant mind full of prejudices and snap-judgments, huh?

And like I mentioned, I have no romantic or sexual interest here. She has a few strikes against her as far as my checklist goes. But she might make a great friend. I told her that too, the great friend part.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've known women who believed in Reiki and tried to practice it, just like I've known women who believe in horoscopes or whatever. But I've never known anyone who was trying to make a living at it.
 

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You can sell a lot of messed up voodoo type stuff to rich people who've lost the plot.
When a wise man encounters something he knows nothing about, instead of prejudging and scoffing, he investigates for himself and then bases his conclusions on personal experience.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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