Do you have a light

[Sir-M]

hey all... im not the hottest thing on my side of the planet, but very often i will be walking around the mall when a hot babe asks " hey do you have a light????"

well i dont smoke and i seriously dont wanna have to buy a light ( most of them dont seem to smoke anyway) .. so what is the best way to turn this around and get to chat to her???

 

[schttrj]

didnt momma tell u that smokin is bad for ur health, dear?

 

[Sir-M]

didnt momma tell u that smokin is bad for ur health, dear?

didnt momma teach you how to read??? the thread clearly states that i do not smoke and the girls that hit on me dont seem to smoke either..

 

[schttrj]

unfortunately, this is the condition of a today's DJ... when i give a solution to what you should say after a girl asks for a light from you.... this is what you reply. Maybe english is not my mother tongue but i am forced to say you are rather stupid, dude!

And how do you know the girl doesnt smoke even before you talk with them? And if they dont smoke, why would they ask a light for? To burn your penis? Ask them that.

 

[Wodan]

unfortunately, this is the condition of a today's DJ... when i give a solution to what you should say after a girl asks for a light from you.... this is what you reply. Maybe english is not my mother tongue but i am forced to say you are rather stupid, dude!

And how do you know the girl doesnt smoke even before you talk with them? And if they dont smoke, why would they ask a light for? To burn your penis? Ask them that.

LOL he needs you to be positive

I actually smoke and often go out withought a light on purpose so i can ask gd looking girls smoking for a light and then chat

but i wouldnt recommend it for someone that doesnt smoke its really bad and hard to stop.

 

[schttrj]

LOL he needs you to be positive

I actually smoke and often go out withought a light on purpose so i can ask gd looking girls smoking for a light and then chat

but i wouldnt recommend it for someone that doesnt smoke its really bad and hard to stop.

lol i only meant if a girl asks,"do you have a light?"... you either say in a formal tone,"sorry, i dont smoke" or "sorry, I dont have it" or you can jokingly say,"sorry, i dont smoke.... anyways, didnt your mum tell u that smoking is bad for health?" and you are IN!

as simple as that!

 

[DonGorgon]

That is a very common pick up line that skanky hos/sluts use to show interest and to see if you are a drug user like them which will make of brake an F deal with them...

 

[SilverSonnet]

That is a very common pick up line that skanky hos/sluts use to show interest and to see if you are a drug user like them which will make of brake an F deal with them...

Hah, what the hell? So, because a girl/woman smokes, she's a skanky hoe? I dont think so. That's a pretty harsh generalization. I've seen plenty of great-looking girls that smoke, and I shake my head, they could be so much better off without cigarettes...financially and physically.

 

[DonGorgon]

...I've seen plenty of great-looking girls that smoke,...

Skanky does not only refer to how pretty they are it is about their attitude to F'ing many random dudes... and their tendency to use other "mental helpers" thane cigarettes ....

FACT: most women are hos but women who smoke have a higher rate of hoyness than that.. *you dont have to acccept that fact*

 

[Sir-M]

That is a very common pick up line that skanky hos/sluts use to show interest and to see if you are a drug user like them which will make of brake an F deal with them...

Hmmm.. that says lots about the girls that wanna pick me up

 

[Rebound Material]

damn...that must make me a skanky ho man style then....

 

[Sir-M]

lol i only meant if a girl asks,"do you have a light?"... you either say in a formal tone,"sorry, i dont smoke" or "sorry, I dont have it" or you can jokingly say,"sorry, i dont smoke.... anyways, didnt your mum tell u that smoking is bad for health?" and you are IN!

as simple as that!

USED!!! in the past hour ... she said she dont smoke.. she just wanted something that could burn as hot as me..... IN!!! Thanks:cheer:

 

[Sir-M]

damn...that must make me a skanky ho man style then....

.. :crackup: .. join the club..

 

[xdreamz]

man i quit smoking for 2 and a half years and just started again

 

[Rebound Material]

man i quit smoking for 2 and a half years and just started again

WHAT HAPPENED?!

 

[xdreamz]

someone i used to see at the gym offered me one at the club, he was like 'just smoke it' and i just lit one up

 

[Sir-M]

man i quit smoking for 2 and a half years and just started again

quit again....

 

[AlanB]

I actually smoke so I normally have lighters or a box of matches on me. Some friends who don't smoke were making jokes at me because since the smoking ban came in, I keep going outside pubs and clubs for a smoke and coming back in with a bird or a number. I have ended up sleeping with two girls who I first started chatting to outside a club whilst having a smoke. Its great because they are often on their own if their friends don't smoke.

Anyway, when asked for a light, I normally just say "Sure, let me get that for you" and then proceed with conversation as normal e.g. "Are you having a good night?" etc. etc.

Sometimes, especially under the influence of the sauce, I go for a bit of C&F. e.g.

"Do you have a light?"
"Yeah..." *go silent*
Um...can I get a light then?
Yeah sure, was just messing with ya!

"Do you have a light?"
I do...do you have a name?

"Do you have a light?"
*Rub hands together in a firelighting motion*
Well, that didn't work so I guess I may as well use my lighter.

 

[AlanB]

That is a very common pick up line that skanky hos/sluts use to show interest and to see if you are a drug user like them which will make of brake an F deal with them...

WTF?!

I don't think I have ever noticed that particular phenomena. Maybe it is different here in the UK. My mother smokes...she isn't a skank ho or a drug abuser.

 

[Sir-M]

"Do you have a light?"
I do...do you have a name?

Lol.. that rocks