"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do You Have A Favorite SoSuave Moment?

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Hi all.

This board served as a pivotal force in my life. I was a regular for years. Now, I'll drop by every so often.

Whenever I think about this board, one little dialogue always seems to come to mind. And it always gives me a good laugh.

This can be found in "Fifteen Lessons". I want to share it with you. And I hope it cracks you up as much as it cracks me up.

Thanks Hollowpoint!


First Pook writes...

“Ahh…” said the Pook. “Now we have the answer. Away with you!” And the woman vanished in a fireball.


Hollowpoint follows-up with this...

Dear Pook,

In Lesson Two, the women vanish in a fireball, is this because they are the devil?

Thank you,

Hollowpoint


And finally Pook responds with this...

Hahaha. They do this because I have a sense of humor. Don't you?

Next thing you know, people are going to ask me if I'm a violent Pook because I slapped the youth around!


You can kick me to the ground if you want, but if you want to do it more effectively, remind me of this!

Does anyone else have any other favorite 'Comic SoSuave Moments'?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Black Italian being exposed as a fraud......really made me aware that you can't believe everything you read on this site
 
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No really? Everyone is full of BS. You just have to be aware.

BTW,
How was Black Italian a troll again?
 
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I have many but here are the highlights

1. Dr.beards. This will bring back a good laugh

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535 (classic)

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49880

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82789


2. purple pimp when he was messing with me and a few others telling me I had a little Wee wee LOL! The mods deleted all the good threads

Originally posted by PurplePimp
i have 2 gold teeth

sorry for interupshon
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3. Drunk Mr. cardio when he went Crazy, remember this

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=88192

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89141

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89140

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89145

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89143

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89142

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89135


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Edit: I found this while doing a search for someones name in the pic thread

Originally posted by DrBeard
Got som new pics + some of my mates!

This is me and my mates drunk and having a laff+ not giving a shiat. I am the tough looking one at the front like an alpha male!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1031/beardpose7tw.jpg


This is me doing wtf I want!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8651/beardbeer1gn.jpg
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LOL!! I didnt know beard was 5'1! :crackup:
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dr. Beard has to be my favorite Troll. He only comes around every once and a while and it's always a riot. god that guy is funny, wether he means to be or not.

The thread that some guy posted his picture in and asked if he looked gay. He said that his friends ro something said he looked gay. I'm pretty sure it was a joke but man that was hillarious.

Black Italian being revealed was great.... The reason being, is because unlike many other trolls who are just here to stir sh!t up, he was actually trying to boost his own ego over the net. It was fvcking sad.
 
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This was years ago, but there was a thread on writing poems for a girl. I don't know who posted it, but I keeled over laughing.

The suggesed poem for someone's gf was:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take off your pants
 
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I liked the C*ckblocked by Jesus thread and the Close fisted kino thread that went over the virtues of socking a chick in the face to see if she was truely interested. Unfortunately, it was deleted.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
The ceramic polar bear guy was good value.
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I almost got kicked out of the library from laughing so hard to that one, back in the day.
 
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