"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do you guys kiss girls in the morning when you wake up?

tony-montana

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i'm just wondering because usually people have bad breath? i'm new to relationships and girls staying over the night. i've slept over girls houses who i fuked but we weren't in a relationship so we didn't kiss in the mornings. do you guys do this with your lovers? or do you go wash your mouth out then hop back in bad for a little make out session?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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loveshogun

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Keep mints or gum in your night stand. Also, bottled water.
 

women haze

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loveshogun said:
Keep mints or gum in your night stand. Also, bottled water.
Or better yet under the Pillow ^_~
 

SashaPUA

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Just go down on them when you wake up. Then it's not an issue... plus with this method, as an added bonus they love you more and end up blowing you + buying you more shiny stuff
 

foomee

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brush your teeth. get up before she does, the first thing you can do is brush your teeth.

but if that's not an option, like loveshogun, drink water. when your mouth is dry, bad breath occurs much easier/worse. so always try to keep it hydrated.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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