"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you guys feel the same way I do about these girls?

eaglez1177

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Whats up guys, usually I dont start too many threads, but this has recently been something thats been on my mind, and I wanted to share it with you all. Im going to describe a certain type of girl to you now, and then below it, I'm going to tell you how I've been feeling about these kinds of girls lately, and wanted to know if you all feel the same way.

The type of girl:

-They just want attention
-Theyre pretty slvtty
-They're not too intelligent
-They always care about what others think
-They'll throw anyone under the bus just to save their own ass
-They never shutup, and always gossip/talk behind others backs
-They only care about themselves, and act only of emotion and not logic
-They'll lie, start rumors, and do anything to get what they want

Honestly, I value these girls less than I value my own pet dog. I value them as almost nothing, don't give a sh*t about them, and even have pity for them, because I just think of them as worthless human beings. I know it may sound kinda harsh to some, but this is how I truly feel, and was just curious if anyone else felt the same way. I have absolutely no respect for this kind of girl, and yea I'll bang them if theyre hot, but after that I'll just get rid of em like a piece of garbage. Let me know what you guys think. Im willing to bet im not the only one who feels this way.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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sodbuster

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Hell, I don't even want to waste the time it takes to bang them. I don't have many hit on me at age 50,but a few. BUT it seems like some recent divorcees are the same girls in saggy bodies
 

WC2

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Of course we feel the same way about them..

The trick is using them for what they're good for.. being crazy .. in bed.

Men who are smart pop'em and drop'em real quick. Their only purpose for this kind of girl is a booty call; and that should be your only purpose as well.

And feel bad for the men who date them. Some men are attracted to women who belittle them. They don't mind being walked all over and cheated on, as long as they have their wild inconsiderate sex crazed girl at the end of the night.
 

mikeyb

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Have you noticed you can usually spot the girls you're talking about a mile away because they have so much friggin makeup on?? It's like Japanese theatre. The only thing worse than those chicks are the manipulative b*tches who con weak men out of their cash. But as WC2 said, dumb + slutty = jackpot as long as you're not looking for anything other than sex.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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masterpiece

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100% agree i find if i cant relate to a girl intellectually and cant have interesting convo's with them they arnt worth my time.
The only use for these type of women are quick shag, get in - get off - get out.
 

shaunuk

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they may be almost useless - but remember that everything is useful for something. . . just get your end away with them, bust your muck then never talk to them again. That's making the best out of a bad situation ;)
 

kingsam

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eaglez1177 said:
Whats up guys, usually I dont start too many threads, but this has recently been something thats been on my mind, and I wanted to share it with you all. Im going to describe a certain type of girl to you now, and then below it, I'm going to tell you how I've been feeling about these kinds of girls lately, and wanted to know if you all feel the same way.

The type of girl:

-They just want attention
-Theyre pretty slvtty
-They're not too intelligent
-They always care about what others think
-They'll throw anyone under the bus just to save their own ass
-They never shutup, and always gossip/talk behind others backs
-They only care about themselves, and act only of emotion and not logic
-They'll lie, start rumors, and do anything to get what they want

Honestly, I value these girls less than I value my own pet dog. I value them as almost nothing, don't give a sh*t about them, and even have pity for them, because I just think of them as worthless human beings. I know it may sound kinda harsh to some, but this is how I truly feel, and was just curious if anyone else felt the same way. I have absolutely no respect for this kind of girl, and yea I'll bang them if theyre hot, but after that I'll just get rid of em like a piece of garbage. Let me know what you guys think. Im willing to bet im not the only one who feels this way.
your letting these bad girls get to you, there will always be bad people around dont worry about it...
just be indifferent and dont give a sh.it

BUT they are worth a Bang and Boot :yes:
 

Don Wha

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eaglez1177 said:
The type of girl:

-They just want attention
-Theyre pretty slvtty
-They're not too intelligent
-They always care about what others think
-They'll throw anyone under the bus just to save their own ass
-They never shutup, and always gossip/talk behind others backs
-They only care about themselves, and act only of emotion and not logic
-They'll lie, start rumors, and do anything to get what they want
Isn't this 90% of all girls?
 

stayfly

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I love all women

look for the real person under eath all that stuff and be curious as to why she acts that way and you'll find her inner / real beauty
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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GetOveIT

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stayfly said:
I love all women

look for the real person under eath all that stuff and be curious as to why she acts that way and you'll find her inner / real beauty
Right........ :rolleyes:
 

Strelok

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stayfly said:
I love all women

look for the real person under eath all that stuff and be curious as to why she acts that way and you'll find her inner / real beauty
Is it the tagline for the new romantic comedy from sara jessica parker?
 

BongDuy

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stayfly said:
I love all women

look for the real person under eath all that stuff and be curious as to why she acts that way and you'll find her inner / real beauty
I feel this way for the most part. like everyone has their own story, whether its that slut that sleeps with guys for attention, or that old CEO leader that makes thousands of dollars a week. like, they've all had first crushes, they've all probably been hurt by someone. stuff like that.
 
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