"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you guys ever game during doctor visits?

tryst type

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I have an annual eye exam this afternoon and the assistants there are usually pretty good looking.

I've been known to flirt/tease with them but never number close, I always second guess myself since its somewhere I return and I feel it might be odd if things don't go well.

What do you guys think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LMFAO

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Every situation is a gaming situation. I've even managed to get a girl's number with my mum right next to me.

I think you might find it quite tough as those *****es get hit on 24/7.
 

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Don't annoy women at work. Lots of us want to get our daily sh*t done and go home. Standing around while shmucks hit on -- and inevitably get shot down by -- women who would otherwise be helping me get my errands done just makes my day longer.

Any time I'm in a store and need customer service, I always avoid the pretty girls because too many times they've been distracted by some as*hole, young or old, trying to get their attention while I'm trying to get my business done.
 

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tryst type said:
I've been known to flirt/tease with them but never number close, I always second guess myself since its somewhere I return and I feel it might be odd if things don't go well.
I could see that. It's a bit like trying to date someone at work in that things could get awkward. Then again, you could always switch eye doctors.

I agree the girls that work in the eye docotor's office are hot though. In fact, the last time I was there the doctor was flirting with them pretty heavily. I almost got the impression he thought I was a threat to his little harem, so he was laying it on extra thick.
 

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The situation always get awkward
when the doctor examine my testicles
and I run my fingers trough their hair... :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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tryst type said:
I have an annual eye exam this afternoon and the assistants there are usually pretty good looking.

I've been known to flirt/tease with them but never number close, I always second guess myself since its somewhere I return and I feel it might be odd if things don't go well.

What do you guys think?
Stop self defeating yourself by feeling strange if things don't go well. Women can feel that and you will send out that insecure vibe and women won't want to date you. If things don't go well, play it off. Actually, if things don't go well charge that chick to the game. She didn't want to hit cloud with your c0ck...her loss. If you go to the exam thinking that then the outcome is irrelevent which allows you to put out a more positive vibe than what your putting out there right now. Now go play player.
 

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I was doing a living history day for the schoolkids and my buddy told me that ALL the teachers there are female. The light bulb flashed on... His wife is one of their teachers, so I went to her and asked her to introduce me to some of them. In fact, she already had one picked, but it never panned out.
You could just ask them right out if they'll introduce you to the one who needs a date.
 

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I've tried, haven't worked yet. Last was on my dentist and her assistant, both very cute. Can't help it.

It doesn't get odd or awkward when things don't go well. Actually not true, sometimes it does get awkward, but I love moments of awkwardness. Makes life endearing. Think of it as a way to amuse yourself.
 

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This reminds me of the time I went to the urology clinic at the public hospital. It was ostensibly for my testicular cancer checkup (i.e., to check that it hasn't come back) as well as an ongoing prostatitis condition - and this time I was assigned to a quite attractive resident. Perhaps she had not seen a young prostatitis patient before, and was interested in taking a very close look, but she took my pen~s head by both hands and used her thumbs to rub it out so that she could get a good look down the urethra.

Suffice it to stay that she got me quite excited. :eek:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well ironically enough my doctor was on the second floor of the building and I guess that's where ALL the unattractive assistants are stationed. Was all in flirt mode and this overweight hairy armed girl with glasses calls me in for the preliminary check up :-/

She seemed super stuck up too! (Go figure) I still made some jokes for practice anyway, she lightened up a bit.

Ah well always next year! First floor was staffed with 8s and 9s though that's for sure.
 

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tryst type said:
I have an annual eye exam this afternoon and the assistants there are usually pretty good looking.

I've been known to flirt/tease with them but never number close, I always second guess myself since its somewhere I return and I feel it might be odd if things don't go well.

What do you guys think?
If you game the ... admin/help girl, then game good.
They have about 10+ c0cks a day hit on them. Odds are they either don't take any men serious, or only the ones that they think are truly uninterested.

Meh, take it to a grocery store, its easier.

SH
 

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Next time I get checked for the STD's (gotta do it once a year), if it's a chick doing the checking: "You want to get a drink some time? You know, if I'm clean."

No?
 

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I'd change that to: "Let's go for a drink afterwards to celebrate if I'm clean ;)"

I prefer statements and a clear plan instead of a question and the vagueness of "some time".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Next time I get checked for the STD's (gotta do it once a year), if it's a chick doing the checking: "You want to get a drink some time? You know, if I'm clean."

No?

After getting a q-tip stuck in my penis, I usually regret my promiscuity. Horrendous feeling that is.
 
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