"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you believe these guys are natural? (videos)

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have not been in the gym since last July. I don't follow any diet but the opposite. i eat mostly chocolates and 90% of the time red meat. I still have a six pack*i used to have a 8 pack back then) and fit looking body. My best friend is fully into body building and he's taking some steroids but still he doesn't have a schredded body meanwhile me when i was training i had perfect definition. I guess some people are natural.
 

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Without going over the individual cases:

- Do they compete in fitness, are they sponsored, are they a model, are they an actor preparing for a role, are they an athlete?
- Does their body "transform" seasonally, or has it transformed from what it was when they were already training, with no explanation but #hardwork and #diet?
- Are they both cut to a low body fat and ripped with "full" muscles?
- Do they weigh more than what other people who train and are of the same height and build do?
- Do they make a point to talk about how "natural" they are and other mantras like #whatsyourexcuse, #hardwork, #dedication, etc.?
- Are some of the upper body muscles with the most androgen receptors in them (traps, delts) or other muscles proportionally bigger than they look like they should be?

Those are some of the hints and signs of a fake natty, some indirect (they're a top athlete) and some direct (their shoulders are "capped"). There's plenty more. Also, just because someone doesn't necessarily look like they're taking drugs doesn't mean they don't. They can be taking lower doses and/or having a poor drug response, and/or problems with their organs.
 
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