"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do This And You Ll Three Tel Numbers Today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALPHAROMEO

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do this to the letter and you ll get three tel numbers today

put on a french accent ( check out a french accent on YOUTUBE and practise )
go out on the street with a townmap
approach the first reasonably attrative broad you see
ask her " i m french i m looking for this bar yuu guys direct me to all kinds of weird places as if you were all in it to get me confused it s very much like treasure island on the tube you look like you re a cool person who d frequent such a place "

then give her the map

say " you speak too fast for me r u from the country ? are you here to sell butter?


try to neg her a couple of times whilee you re walking to the bar
ask her about the local drinks which ones are the best etc etc
what meal she d recommend etc

MOST OF THE TIME SHE LL TAKE YOU TO THE BAR IN QUESTION
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DonJuan_DeRosco

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Sigh.

NO, NO and NOOOOOO!!!!!

Once again your approach relies on incongruency! 'Put on a fake accent' WTF is this nonsense?!

Anyone have a troll hammer?
 

ALPHAROMEO

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Congruent

i do this all the time
i got three numbers yersteday
ok it involves a bit of acting
because you pass as a foreigner women r much more interested in you !! ( alphaness differentness )

i even got a pancake for free yesterday at one sandwich bar downtown

later on obviuosly you ll to tell her the truth but women on a whole think it s fun !!!


inconGRUENcE
there is nothing more congruence than acting as a lost foreigner in a strange town

i sarge everyday it s become second nature to me i always use the same script and the same telephone game !!!!
 

Atom Smasher

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I love it:

"Are you here to sell butter?"
 
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