I know these 2 chicks that are friends. Call the one I want Hottie and the other Nottie. Anyway I got a message on my cell phone saying " I have a friend who needs a lay" then I get another after that it says " Do you want to help her out?" It came from Nottie's cell phone. First I find this imature, but Hotties is 22 I am 29. So should I even respond? I mean what do I say. I guess this most likely is some kind of game.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do I respond or not
- Thread starter lovejones
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