"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do i honestly have any chance?

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your problem isnt your chin or your face, the problem is you are out of shape and look unhealthy and soft/weak because of it. if you hit the gym and got in better shape, your face will look brighter and healthier.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NeedToImprove said:
then rate from 1 to 10 and tell me if the ****in double jaw surgery + chin advancement will help.

i think going to the gym will help you more than any surgery would. you are willing to pay a doctor thousands of dollars to cut you up for no reason, but you arent willing to go to the gym twice a week for an hour.
 
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