"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do I Got This?

amnbyrd

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Alright so a few months back there was this girl I met at some vounteer event. Turns out shes big into cars which is my main thing. We talked and things went pretty well though I never went for her number.
I did end up leaving her a note on her car with my number.
Now fast forward to about 4-5 months later-I moved off base(we're both in the military, she still lives on base in the dorms) but last weekend I was on base in the dorm parking lot working on my car. She saw me and pulled up and started talking. She def sounded interested-saying stuff like she signed up to take an auto tech class here in town and was hoping I was gonna be there since she always sees me working on my cars, she also was like "where've you been" since she didnt know I moved off base. She even asked if I got married(which would be a reason to move out of the dorms and off base).
Well things were going well until my friends pulled up and started talking. A few seconds after they came up she just drove off.
Well that was Sunday and now its Tuesday. I looked her name up on the military address(type in a name and base and a bunch of peoples names come up.
I sent a message to the one I thought was her, I titled it "Car Girl?"
and said "Hey is this (her name)
She wrote me back today and said:
"Well I prefer Chevy girl...but I'll let it slide this time lol"
"Thanks for giving me a false number. haha"




I wrote her back with:
"Chevy girl? Thats even better"
False number? I dont think I gave you a wrong number but if I did I didn't mean to"
"Oh and its amnbyrd88 (she forgot my name)... but I'll let this slide this time lol


Anyways a friend said shes got a boyfriend. But I think she's definitely interested.
What do you all think?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nicelife

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go for it, ask for her number, then take her to a car show or whatever..
 

amnbyrd

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UPdate-Heres the whole email convo. By the sound of things Id say shes def interested and maybe even single.
Do you guys think so?

Me:Hey is this (her name)?

Her:
I prefer chevy girl, but ill let this slide. Lol
Yea its me
And thanks for the false number punk.
Haha

Me:Chevy Girl? That's even better.
:)
False Number? I don't think I gave you a wrong number and if I somehow
did I didn't mean to.
Anyways thanks for saying goodbye before you left in such a hurry the
other day punk!

Don't worry... I'm willing to let that one slide lol
So has your auto class already started? I meant to sign up though I
never got around to it.
Oh and its Sean btw (since you forgot it) :(

So Im sitting here at work with only one question/thought on my mind....
Grand National or Corvette (of the same era)
Alright now don't laugh-I take this **** VERY seriously lol

Her:
Never heard grand national so I don't get it but anyway
If its cars your mentioning neither its either camaro or chevy trucks
Corvettes kinda died out when the only people who got them where white
lol
Anyway yea I started classes
Mon-thur from 6pm to 12am
Then work till 8 in morning
Then sleep and do it back to back
Its a lot of work but its my dream so I stick with it
But this is kinda weird but here is my #
(number)
DON'T GIVE IT OUT.
Ive had issues
Call or text, don't be so shy
I think your pretty chill besides I need a coach and you need an
apprentice :)



So what do you guys think?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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