Lactose intolerant here, although Orange Juice seems to color it nicely from time to time….Grandmaster Sexay said:You should try it with milk instead, it's more lubricated.
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Lactose intolerant here, although Orange Juice seems to color it nicely from time to time….Grandmaster Sexay said:You should try it with milk instead, it's more lubricated.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
From your point of view, you would feel like the stupid one, but not to others that get it.Bvbidd said:I still don't get that salad joke.
You must have sounded really stupid.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Seems to me like we all use some dry humor. I think you just have to use it with the right tone and body language, and you'll get some good responses from anyone who has any bit of a sense of humor.MacDiddy said:Yeah... but our main concern is on chicks... STAY FOCUSED
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Actually, I think it's NOT just the women, most people out side of the UK would have trouble to "appreciate" this "dry humour" thing, notice that I put a "u" in "humour"...Grandmaster Sexay said:It seems, from my experience, most females (usually the Amercians) do not grasp the amusing side of dry humour. As some would know, the British tend to comprehend that particular humour better.
For example, having encountered many girls, tend to look bemused, at odds or lost when I give the expression of dry humour on their receiving end.
Take this:
The most amusing part I find is, when one that gets the "uhhh" reaction.
Sitting at the dinner table a girl passes me a dish of salad and says "salad?"
I reply "yes it is".
Rarely do they laugh at this.
A girl and I were discussing Grace Kelly.
Girl (an american): "Yes she was a wonderful and beautiful actress"
Me "not much of a motorist though"
Lastly, three of my favourite one-liners
"Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning".
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
"I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
A person once said ''Sarcasm and dry humour in the US is often used as a passive-aggressive method to insult others, rather than as a vehicle for humor strictly for humor's sake as is the case in the UK''
Really, the question is, do girls really understand dry humour? I know there's cultural differences, but to me, they seem too fastidious to see the funny side of it.
Ricky isn't the ''driest'' person I've heard. Jack Dee and Paul Merton are the modern day of extended dry humour. The legend I most adore for that sense of humour was the late Spike Milligan ''I told you I was ill!''.Jariel said:Ricky Gervais is a good example of dry humour. He says things in a deadpan manner and if you didn't realise he was being ironic, you could take great offence!
One example, a few members of staff at a supermarket were telling me about problems with shrinkage (a financial term). I replied: "Yeah, I get that problem in the winter too".
In British humour, it is about being as obvious as possible, that sways away from being direct and impulsive. It's not about intelligence, it's LOGIC.Your salad joke and Grace Kelly joke are perfect illustrations of this "cheapness".
For the salad "joke", you could have said "I concur", "I agree", "positive", "is this a quiz?", "you don't know?" etc... see how cheap this is?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.