"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do girls just suck at judging penis sizes

Dhoulmagus

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For real, I thought I was average, but every girl says I'm pretty big down there. Is it because I watch too much porn?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Styr

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I am pretty sure most girls would compliment their partnes penis size. My partners have done so, and I doubt the rest of them would be any different. And no, my equipment is not THAT big, but rather average, I believe.

Take it this way: Would you compliment a not-so-hot girl for her looks? For sure, most DJ's would probably not involve themselves with such girls, but the average guys for sure would tell their less than desirable girlfriends how beautiful they are.
 

MrWood

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i have more than one say I am too big
its not stoking the ego, I do "hit bottom" and girls do the "gulp" when I stroke in some positions

my Finnish ex-wife literally could not blow me cuz her mouth was very small
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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JohnChops

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No more keyboard jockeying . Action is the place.
Like with everything, the internet blows all the standards out of proportion. Pornstars inject DHT into their genitals ... Nothing wrong with that, but it aint natural, but hey man maybe we all should do the same.
 

mrgoodstuff

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Like with everything, the internet blows all the standards out of proportion. Pornstars inject DHT into their genitals ... Nothing wrong with that, but it aint natural, but hey man maybe we all should do the same.
Porn stars are the NBA of c0cks... In the NBA the average height is 6'7".. In normal like the average height is like 5'9" or 5'10". In any case you should not develop size problems because your judging your height to NBA players, and neither should you to porn "stars". By the way porn stars aren't even "master lovers". They know how to position themselves and do what the camera needs to see to make porn. Most porn is designed for males fantasies, so thats the look they provide.
 

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Porn stars typically have big c0cks.

But it is not all about size man... So long as you have enough size to penetrate her and stimulate her G spot it is going to be good enough.
What you need is not a big d!ck but knowledge of how to be sensual and sexual. Most of arousal for women is not just about penetration. In fact, if you just go straight into penetration then likely the sex will be kind of boring. Learn foreplay, learn a few different positions and mix it up (never just do the same thing over and over again), get a few sex toys to use on her, play just a bit rough (women love it), ect. Being a skilled lover will please a woman more than just having a big c0ck.
 
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