Do Beautiful Women Shiit?

[SAYNO]

Hey, of course i know the answer to that question, but another poster prompted me to post this little gem.

So heres a tip I developed for dealing with those super hot Hb9-9.5 (i don't dole out tens anymore).

One technique I used for a while is to look at beautiful women as little piceces of shiit swimming around in a commode, or walking pieces of shiit if you will. :crackup:


You'll be very surprised to see how this little tidbit works wonders it actually helped me get over any nervousness or reseverations that i had about approaching them.




Sayno'


"Its a good rule of thumb to remember that beautiful women, eat, sleep, shiit and will die one day just like everyone else will."

 

[reyalp]

LMAO, SAYNO I can imagine your bar crawling:
You see an HB and instantly visualize her making brown bubbles in the toilet.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

that will make you feel weird, i think it would be far better to picture her as a female freind fo yours that you can easily talk to.

 

[DJDamage]

They play battle Sh1ts all the time when guys aren't around.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59726/battle_of_the_farts/

 

[wavejams007]

finally. Some one who suggests we view women in the same way that many of the view us!

 

[backbreaker]

I remember my old oneitis calling me one day while she was on the crapper.. One of the few times I didn't want to talk to her

 

[al77]

Originally posted by SAYNO
So heres a tip I developed for dealing with those super hot Hb9-9.5 (i don't dole out tens anymore).

You'll be very surprised to see how this little tidbit works wonders it actually helped me get over any nervousness or reseverations that i had about approaching them.

"Its a good rule of thumb to remember that beautiful women, eat, sleep, shiit and will die one day just like everyone else will."

It depends on what is your strongest and therefore most sensitive (in a good way) system. If you a visual person that shoudl work well

What worked for me is.. viewing Paris Hilton with Jay Leno.
She was incredibly dumb... She talked of such dumb things in such a dumb way...
Every time I am about to talk to a hot girl, I recall Paris Hilton.
In a way I want to thank her for her existence LOL

 

[Microphone Fiend]

so if you like women you like scat?

anyways isnt that reference to dootie the same as the new pepsi slogan they played during the superbowl

"Brown and bubbly"

 

[wavejams007]

this is a crappy post.:crackup:

 

[reyalp]

it does give a whole new meaning to "eat sh1t"

 

[mahon83050]

that's right.

Remember, when a woman takes a ****, it stinks just as bad as a mans.

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by mahon83050
that's right.

Remember, when a woman takes a ****, it stinks just as bad as a mans.

That is debatable. One time when me and a friend where drinking we actually debated that fact.

I said that women sh1t stinks less because they eat less and therefore fart and sh1t less.

My buddy said that this was true however women trying to maintain their wholesome image do not fart or go to the bathroom as quick or as frequent as a guy would but rather hold it in for the longest time so when the coast is clear and she finally ends up going to the bathroom, it will come out reeking worse!!

By the way I stopped drinking and debating with others because I end up sounding like I am full of sh1t.

 

[DJ_in_making]

girls don't take shiits silly..... what's wrong with y'all? :crackup: