DNA testing - how to go about it?

[Babnik]

I would never trust a woman about having kids.

Even if she is the love of my life, we all know how they can be...

I would NEVER raise not my own genetic material.

So, how do you go about DNA testing without her knowing because then she would you don't trust her?

Is it even allowed without mother's permission?

 

[banGbro]

Do you actually have a child that needs to be tested?

 

[lookyoung]

Babnik I am sorry I have tried my best to ignore all your bs threads. But now your getting ridiculous. I don't mean to start a flame war but this guy is just yanking everyones d1ck. He is not a serious poster. He gets a joy of fvcking with people. MODS PLEASE LOOK AT THIS GUYS POSTS. Babnik please stay of this forumn.

There are people here that are looking to game girls and post serious problems. Your posts have been neither. You are not here to even have a serious discussion.

BAN THE RUSSKI ASAP.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Babnik I am sorry I have tried my best to ignore all your bs threads. But now your getting ridiculous. I don't mean to start a flame war but this guy is just yanking everyones d1ck. He is not a serious poster. He gets a joy of fvcking with people. MODS PLEASE LOOK AT THIS GUYS POSTS. Babnik please stay of this forumn.

There are people here that are looking to game girls and post serious problems. Your posts have been neither. You are not here to even have a serious discussion.

BAN THE RUSSKI ASAP.

Yes, Babnik is ian Russian troll - but he does keep this forum moving!!! He is bringing up a valid topic!! Hors are in abundance and I suggest you get a DNA test resgardless of her knowing!!! She knows that she is a hor - a DNA test merely acknowledges her Hor status!!!!!

PIMP the RUSSIAN HOS!!!!!

 

[Babnik]

So, does anyone know?

 

[DJDamage]

You say that you are going to babysit the kid and take him to a clinic where they will swab his throat for DNA and yours. Its not illegal and no one needs to know.

If you don't have contact with the woman, yet she files child support suit, then talk to a laywer about getting an injuction for paternity test.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Here's your answer . . .

http://www.mauryshow.com/

 

[DJDamage]

http://www.mauryshow.com/

You also need to learn how to do this dance if you are not the father.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

 

[KarmaSutra]

You also need to learn how to do this dance if you are not the father.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

HELLFVCKYES

 

[penkitten]

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[penkitten]

you dont need the mother to test, because they will just test the y chromosome

unless you pay extra, the test doesnt hold up in court because no one actually saw you swab your own mouth, and then swab your childs and stick them in the return envelope.
so you can do this in secret, mail it in and wait on the results.
if the baby is yours... you dont have to tell her you did it. bask in knowing your child is yours.
if the child isnt yours, then you can deal with it however you want.
if she threatens to sue you for support for the child, you can tell her you would like a dna test done. if they give you one, the results will be the same as the test you are doing on your own and you wont be held accountable.

 

[KarmaSutra]

https://www.homedna.com/paternity_test.html
ON SALE $99.00
The Kit You Receive:

* Contains FDA Approved Components
* Processes in 3-5 business days
* Is Private and Confidential
* Has Secure online Results Available
* Has Full-Color hardcopy results standard
* And More!

Included with this test is lab services for the alleged father, mother, and 1 child (mother is optional)

Kitty baby,

With this test he doesn't get the satisfaction of dancing for the many millions of Maury drones such as I when he hears those glorious words:

"Brother DJ - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"

Then proceed with dance as crazy girl runs backstage and falls on the floor sobbing uncontrollably.

 

[penkitten]

Kitty baby,

With this test he doesn't get the satisfaction of dancing for the many millions of Maury drones such as I when he hears those glorious words:

"Brother DJ - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"

Then proceed with dance as crazy girl runs backstage and falls on the floor sobbing uncontrollably.

the maury dance might be fun but
i dont even know why there are 3 threads about this tonite.
babnik sweetie.... she aint pregnant@!!!
i want my five dollars in my paypal dude.
you turned your ex into your fb and she aint a happy camper with this sheeet.
she wants a relationship@@@

perhaps i am wrong, why dont you insist on going to the dr with her to find out.

.
dude, i think i got this post mixed up with one from woods last nite and his ex. sorry for the confustion if this wasnt your case.

 

[Babnik]

the maury dance might be fun but
i dont even know why there are 3 threads about this tonite.
babnik sweetie.... she aint pregnant@!!!
i want my five dollars in my paypal dude.
you turned your ex into your fb and she aint a happy camper with this sheeet.
she wants a relationship@@@

perhaps i am wrong, why dont you insist on going to the dr with her to find out.

I made this thread long ago... but was that stuff about Y chromosome true or BS?

 

[penkitten]

but was that stuff about Y chromosome true or BS?

its 100% true. go google it or go to the websites and see for yourself.
my son and his grandfather took the y chromosome test.

you see you get 23 chromosomes from each parent to total 46.
the mother doesnt have any y chromosomes, only x's.
thats what makes this test perfect.
the test the y chromosomes, and if you have a certain percentage that match, your probability of being the father if a high number percentage. if you do not have that many that match, your probability is lower.

 

[woods]

Dont confuse his thread with mine, penkitten. "Woods", "Babnik," get it?

 

[Babnik]

its 100% true. go google it or go to the websites and see for yourself.
my son and his grandfather took the y chromosome test.

you see you get 23 chromosomes from each parent to total 46.
the mother doesnt have any y chromosomes, only x's.
thats what makes this test perfect.
the test the y chromosomes, and if you have a certain percentage that match, your probability of being the father if a high number percentage. if you do not have that many that match, your probability is lower.

What if its a girl?

 

[penkitten]

Dont confuse his thread with mine, penkitten. "Woods", "Babnik," get it?

yah i already edited about that

 

[penkitten]

What if its a girl?

well that site said that mother was optional.
the child would still get 23 chromosomes from you, but there would be all x's.
go to the link and see how they do it.