"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ's on The Hills.

SharinganUser

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Just asking because I was watching it the other night and I witnessed what I thought was almost a clinic demonstration on how to pass a **** test.

What happened was Audriena wanted to started seeing other people to basically see how Justin(I think that's his name) would react to her seeing other people.

When she told him she went on a date he responded like this

Audriena: I went on this date last night.

Justin: Oh, yeah? Was he nice?

Audriena: yes.

Justin: Pull your chair out? Open the door?

Audriena: yes

Justin: Good, he's nice. Nice gets you far. So far he's not even here anymore.

Also note that his body language was confident and relaxed the whole time. He was not fazed in the least bit by her failed attempt to pull off a **** test.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SharinganUser

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Just pointing out that you shouldn't let women affect you with their **** tests.

Confidence is key.
 

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SharinganUser said:
Just asking because I was watching it the other night .
How can you watch that crap??!! I mean I wanted to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger when my remote wouldn't flip the channel and was stuck on the Hills for no longer then 30 seconds.

This is just another "reality -cough *scripted* show" for chicks who are bored with their own lives and want to copycat the entitlment behaviour of dumb rich broads, just so they could fit in to their cliques and try to be a part of Hollywood glamour lifestyle that sweeping the nation.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i cant stand this show. it just perpetuates the mistaken idea that its cool and cute to be a spoiled dramatic b!tch. ugh. american girls....
 

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The hills is the reason why the afc's are running around in misery trying to get them
The hill type girl is the one a DJ avoids at all cost.....
 

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Solomon said:
The hills is the reason why the afc's are running around in misery trying to get them
The hill type girl is the one a DJ avoids at all cost.....
Whitney seems like she is quality. Or, umm, that's how it would seem if I ever watched that trashy show. :nervous:
 

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lol, hey don't get me wrong, I hate everything that show stands for. And nobody hates blondes more than I do. It's like crack, I know it's not good, but once you are hooked... It's a crappy show, but it's the pretty much the only crappy show I watch, and it's on right after Hero's anyway.

Despite the quality of the show. I still think in this one scene it showed a damn good example of how to answer a **** test.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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