"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Djs Lets All Get Ripped!!!!

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Dj,s...****ING DJS MAN WHATS GOING ON!!?!?!?!?

I AM ****ING STONED RIGHT NOW AND I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A GOOD POST.

CAN I GET A YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CROWD CHEERS YEA!!!*

WOO LETS GO

*TECHNO BEAT DROPS BOOM BOOM ETC*

**** I meant to make a good post out of this though. And I can hardly remember what I was going to say. Actually, I do!

Guys, the point of being a dj is being able to be yourself and accept yourself without worrying about others opinions. Everyones out there trying to learn techniques, skills, etc etc, and all its doing is ****ing you guys over by giving you a fake persona to hide by. Someone else even posted that being a dj was about putting up a "persona". That's NOT the way its supposed to be guys, its not supposed to be a persona. Its not supposed to be based around others experiences. Its about getting confident, by being out there and meeting people. You shouldn't have to repeat affirmations for being confident, you shouldn't have to learn NLP or toss yourselves into bootcamps that take weeks to get outside your comfort zone. YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE NOW? WALK UP TO A BUSDRIVER ON A BUS AND SAY HEY, HOW YOU DOIN? WHA TMADE YOU WANNA BE A BUS DRIVER?" , and you are instantly in conversation learning about someone, gaining trust and friendship and automatically gaining the confidence that comes from simply interact with others successfully.

Being a DJ should be ALL 100% ****ING NATURAL. You should not have to "learn" any techniques or tips. You just are going to be confident, ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE IT ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE (OR TWICE IF YOU ARE AAS STONED AS ME :p)), and make sure that others get to meet a great guy such as yourself and be uplifted just by being in his presence. That's what the true mindset is, "people enjoy my company and want to be around me", that ****ing simple, you shouldn't have to affirm that, YOU SHOULD LIVE THAT.

Anyway bros i'm stoned ****less so forgive me if this is a wrong post mods, so so rry bros :p.



FUC.KING.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Haha, what's with all the wasted posting lately? Its a new trend.

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apparently some guys are stuck partying by themselves.....
 
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Wasted is not the word sir.

Englightened by the hypnotically powerful grasp of Mary Jane's sweet breath.

This is the ultimate truth, learn it well brother.

Edit: Yea canadian I'm 8 hours from home with no liscense at my house for like 2 month in virginia, so its only really a bit of partying on the weekend, so I must take it upon myself to invoke the goddess Mary Jane. Yessir.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
hahaha you crack me up, man :D
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Yea man, but how was the post, I still can't make much sense of it.

Going back to the techno beat bassing out of my stereo :rockon: :nono: :rockon: :cuss: :moon: :up: :up: ;) :rockon:
 
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ill also probably be getting stoned tonight. Rock on brother lol.


Good point tho, It's pointless to worry about other peoples opinons. I think some of the great moments in life are with people you might know for only one night, But it's those nights where you look back at the laughs shared that are the best. If your shy and unsocial your losing out on a chance to meet more people and experience life!
 
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ill also probably be getting stoned tonight. Rock on brother lol.
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If you guys would like to promote your drugs,I suggest you do so elsewhere. The mods try to do alot to filter out the less intelligent comments,this doesnt help.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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blinkwatt said:
If you guys would like to promote your drugs,I suggest you do so elsewhere. The mods try to do alot to filter out the less intelligent comments,this doesnt help.
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Rofl!! Just came home, it's 3AM I'm hiigh as heelll, lol ma dude! what do you mean promoting "our" drugs, they're not "ours", and who's promoting ****!? If i posted about really enjoying this pizza that I'm eating right now, would accuse me of promoting pizza/pizzerias? lol!
 
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virtual_insanity said:
stoners are so unattractive to everyone but stoners
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thats why you dont let it affect your social life. If you saw me walking down the street there is no way you would think I smoke pot on occasion.

But who cares about drugs, Im cutting down and going cold turkey on it anyways to improve myself.


But this was a good post
 
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mmmmm, i just came home from a party around 2:30 so I blaze and read what's on here for a lil while b4 i go to sleep, I wouldn't call myself a stoner though... I don't do it often enough, hell i've never even does THIS before :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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virtual_insanity said:
stoners are so unattractive to everyone but stoners
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First off, wow that was just....lmao wow, my bad about that last night guys.

anyway man, I find that alot of the nice girls that find out I burn kind of act put off in the beginning but then they want to know mroe because they think its really bad and on edge. It helps that I get like ****ing great grades so that makes them even more curious about how I do so well AND burn, plus the girls that already know me usually like me on some level so its all good man.

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This was a damn good post though.
 
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virtual_insanity said:
stoners are so unattractive to everyone but stoners
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LOL.....i love it when guys dont have a clue post on here.....


I have used "going for a joint" as an isolate to pull 5 girls on first contact.

Certain girls dont like it. Others do. Others dont mind.

Some people prefer me when im stoned

Perfect night for me is to get laid then to have a joint after.....Heaven!
 
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BTW, am I the only one who saw the title and thought it was bout going to the gym? lol!!
 
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Haha.. Randomer, i thought so too. I'm rejoining the gym tomorrow so i got all excited after reading the title.

Pooparu, looks like you scored some good weed.
 
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