"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ'S in Chicago area (suburbs)

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Right here, if you need advice or want to help eachother out, check in right here, our skill can always grow.


JGonzo's job is never done :cool:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Money is a little tight right now, but Amtrak between STL (me) and CHI (you) is only like 30 bucks if I go during some screwed up hours. I've got several women in that area that want to meet. Crashing at their pad would be limiting since I need to squeeze in as many as possible during a couple of days.

Could anyone hook a man up with a safe (drug and crime free, I don't want to be involved in a raid here) place to crash?
 
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Im about 40 mins from chi-town, my suburb is totally clean, but whats your age brother?
 
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