DJ's how would you answer these?

[baurman]

This was posted on a HB8-9's Myspace, How would you DJ's respond to it to have her seek you instead of the rest of the "nice guys" who will respond with the most basic answers like "if i kissed you: i would be so happy!"



what would you do if I?

1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. i asked u out?

 

[KarmaSutra]

This isn't a fvcking MySpace blog.

Take this sh!t somewhere else.

 

[HalfAddict]

I just told one girl who sent me somthing like that.

I said they were loaded. Thats it.

 

[ConantheLibertarian]

5 and 9 are the same question, I guess all brain cells were exhausted in coming up with the first 8 questions. Rather than deride this, I will humor it:

1. get out my pepper spray
2. Wipe my face off
3. move
4. fire extinguish you
5. decline you
6. switch your iv with vodka
7. tell the Zodiac Killer
8. hope you lost because I bet against you

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I would just make her qualify herself to me? instead of the other way around.

"Besides looks, what do you bring to the table?"