"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Djs guide me thru this relationship

inlikapimp

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Ok..i just broke up with my ***** girlfriend about a month ago. I started work and I hear that sum employee cant stop lookin at me and thinks im hot or wuteva.. so i finnaly meet the chick and shes pretty cute herself and i can see the chemistry already..Shes def. my type and shes fun to mess around wit and stuff. The only problem is that she has this boyfriend type guy. They are not together, but I can tell she still likes him, and he likes her. After about 5 hours of workin wit her, i asked her for her number..we start talkin and she says that me and her together feels so rite and that she wants to move on but she doesnt know wut to do. The kid is an *******, but told her that he wants to make things right. But he also plays her and cheats on her and stuff. Now also this kid goes to my school and is quite ill tempered, (jumped a kid in school just cause he touched his girlfriends ass my accident) lol..So the thing is, I want to go out wit her, I know she wants to go out wit me..but at the same time I dont wanna start **** with this kid if school starts cause i been suspended enough for fightin..plus I know that this kid is just keepin her around as a **** buddy...and she doesnt really understand that..I wanna be wit her..vice versa but whats my next step..shes already supposed to go to the movies wit me on sat..Whats ur advice? How can I kick the other guy outa the picture?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jerky Boi

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Sounds like this guy is a good ole fashioned jerk type. When I discourage dating in the workplace, you just need to show her the kinda guy you are and hopefully she'll change her mind about the other guy. Translation: nice guy to DJ :D
 
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