DJ'ed Tera Patrick at a club last night...

[montybrown]

So I saw Tera Patrick at a club last night and we made eye contact, I figured damn I better try some of my DJ skills on her. After the 2nd eye contact, I approached her, introduced myself and I extend my palm (face up) and shook her hand as she introduces herself, even though I knew exactly who she was, but I made like I didn't know her and was just striking up random conversations about things. We kicked it off real good, we had a lot in common and I was being C&F, did some Kino, I made her laugh, she was really digging it, I could see it in her eyes that she was enjoying herself being in my presence. All my friends were jealous. A lot of other guys were staring, they were probably thinking like "What the hell is she doing hanging with that guy?" Hehe, Confidence baby. My confidence is f#cking SKY HIGH BABY. About 30 minutes before the club closed I told her "Lets continue the party at my place." and so we did, we both had some booze, and use your imagination to figure out the rest. :cheer: It was a night I will NEVER forget.

Oh yeah, and for all the doubters, here's a pic of us two:

I know I can get any girl I want after this night, and all it took was Confidence, damn that's all it takes!! Confidence.

 

[trance_addict]

but wheres the pics from your place?

 

[KarmaSutra]

One of the fellas around here should smell your fingers.

I'm playing (highly) doubting Thomas here though . . .

 

[KillaCam]

I'm with Karma.

I smell something fishy, and it ain't his fingers.

Anywho, i'll do my best to sit on the fence, here's a reassuring thumbs up

If you did, good work. If you didn't, i'll grab a another beer. Actually, i'll do that anyway.

:woo:

 

[downfallofdisbelief]

Yea, the guy could have easily said "hey, i'll give you 5 bucks if you let me take a picture with you"

haha

 

[virtual_insanity]

i call shinanigans

 

[KarmaSutra]

If the young brother were say, sucking a titty, I would be more inclined to believe the little piece os sh!t. You can go see any p0rn slut dance and take a picture of her for $10 or so.

Christ knows this b!tch ain't fvcking camera shy!

 

[Rebound Material]

If you look at this picture:
- The hand doing the piece sign is tailored
- The arm behind the asian guy is a man's arm and doesn't fit the woman on the shot
- the reflection behind her head is of something else but not her hair

he's right

 

[KillaCam]

If you look at this picture:
- The hand doing the piece sign is tailored
- The arm behind the asian guy is a man's arm and doesn't fit the woman on the shot
- the reflection behind her head is of something else but not her hair

Wow. Her back arm does look incredibly weird, out of proportion with the rest. If that was her arm, it would have to kink off at about 90 degrees behind her, as well as being exceptionally long compared to her other.

And the skin tone of course.

Nice spotting!

 

[montybrown]

If you look at this picture:
- The hand doing the piece sign is tailored
- The arm behind the asian guy is a man's arm and doesn't fit the woman on the shot
- the reflection behind her head is of something else but not her hair

What are you talking about my hand is "tailored?" why would I edited my own hand doing a peace sign? How is it even possible to make another arm and put behind me? If that's not her arm, where was it? It sure wasn't behind my back! Of course there will be a lot of doubters in this thread, I already expected it, but it doesn't matter to me! I just wanted to share my very succesfull experience using DJ skills.

 

[Ace of Flames]

Tera Patrick???

Is she like a porn star or what? I feel like I'm supposed to know who she is..... or something.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Ok sunshine.

What club did you pick her up in? I have contacts in the biz who can verify if she was even in that fvcking town.

Drop a name bub.

 

[S1NN3R]

If you look at this picture:
- The hand doing the piece sign is tailored
- The arm behind the asian guy is a man's arm and doesn't fit the woman on the shot
- the reflection behind her head is of something else but not her hair

he's right

Unfortunately, no he's not. The photo is real.

The hand is not "tailored" (whatever that is supposed to mean). It looks a bit funky because of the way a camera phone digitizes the image and creates artifacts in high contrast areas. The arm behind him does line up if you take into consideration the position of her body, left shoulder high, right low, arm resting on the back of the booth. The "man's arm" comment confuses me, I don't see too many men with totally hairless arms and pinkish-red nail polish. And from the angle the shot was taken, the reflection in the mirror shouldn't be the direct back of her head, and the reflection is actually the area of her hair which is directly to the left of her earring.

I can also tell that no parts have been added or taken away by two things. First, all of the areas which would need to be blended to paste an area in to blend perfectly, with the exact amount of overlap in the right places. No impossible to get, but as close to it as you can imagine. Anyone who could pull that off with that quality would be an uncontested PhotoShop Master. And second (and more telling), digital phone cameras often have a specific type of accidental discoloration (called noise), and it's usually very unique to each type of camera phone. This one adds small, square areas, uniform in size and dispersion. This photo is uniformly covered in these squares, with no incorrect sizing or overlap covering part of one square in any of the areas with would have to be pasted in to fake this photo. So I can say from all of that, I believe that the guy in the photo was sitting next to Tera.

That being said, the rest of the story is total BS. I doubt that Tera's husband would be too supportive of her running to some random guy's place for any reason. That is if the guy pictured is even the guy who posted this and didn't just find a pic of Tera with some guy and try to run with it. If he is indeed the guy in the picture, my guess is that he was in a club, saw Tera, asked for a pic, and Tera (being a smart businesswomen) obliged. I've met Tera at one of the adult video conventions here in Vegas, and she is very friendly, and would go out of her way to prevent alienating a fan. But, as nice as Tera is, she's not going anywhere like that without her many bodyguards, and on the outside, there's no reason to think that she would cheat on her husband with some random guy at a club.

Then it goes wrong and he comes on here thinking that he can use the seemingly candid photo to convince people that he was able to bang her out, possibly to try to fly in the face of the recent "looks are all that matters" threads.

Kinda lame really, but not a bad effort.

 

[trance_addict]

Who knows if he's telling the truth.

But it is very possible to doctor a photo (that is the official term for it) to that extent, I'm a multimedia/graphic/web designer part-time, and I know my way around photoshop *a bit too much, mind you * so I'm very confident that it is possible.

However, he would need a perfectly focused photo of miss patrick, with near-exact lighting to the photo of himself, in order to acheive this.

Either way, it would still take hours of work. And why would he actually spend the time to make one lousy photo of him with a celebrity just so that he could post it on this forum that barely pays any real attention to it's threads to begin with? If he really did spend the time, then he's got too much time on his hands, but at least he's come to the right place?

Either way, if he's being truthful, I'm happy for the guy. If he's not, well I guess he'll have to figure out his own problems for himself.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Got to agree with Sinner.

The photo is real, but the story is bullsh*t. He probably found it on the net. Checked out some pics of this beotch. Turns out she is also a model at E3 (the VideoGame conference). I think it makes more sense now.

 

[gongxia649]

wow. This boost my confidence 100%

 

[unorthodox]

Picture look alright to me. Flash point and red eye angles match up nicely...... A cheap $20 wifi security camera off eBay would make all the haters here shut up.

 

[DJDamage]

That being said, the rest of the story is total BS. I doubt that Tera's husband would be too supportive of her running to some random guy's place for any reason. That is if the guy pictured is even the guy who posted this and didn't just find a pic of Tera with some guy and try to run with it. If he is indeed the guy in the picture, my guess is that he was in a club, saw Tera, asked for a pic, and Tera (being a smart businesswomen) obliged. I've met Tera at one of the adult video conventions here in Vegas, and she is very friendly, and would go out of her way to prevent alienating a fan. But, as nice as Tera is, she's not going anywhere like that without her many bodyguards, and on the outside, there's no reason to think that she would cheat on her husband with some random guy at a club.

Took the words out of my mouth. Plus not to mention that her husband is a well known rocker/actor and she was going to leave all that for a random unknown guy in a club who looks or acts nothing like him.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Seinfeld, Evan

 

[KoalaKing]

Why on Earth would you want to pick up a wh-ore like, Tera Patrick, maybe you should try, Brianna Banks or April Summers, next time, I wouldn't even go near those types of sl-uts, unless I had a di-ck as big as, Lexington Steele's, and I was getting paid big money to do it, otherwise it is a one way ticket to contracting Aids or some other sexually transmitted disease, after having downloaded a video clip of, Tera Patrick, getting fu-cked up the pu-ssy by some black dude and up the ar-se by a white guy at the same time I wouldn't veiw myself as being the ultimate DJ if I did pick her up anyway, surely there are much better challenges in DJism than that. :crackup:

 

[rrrrr]

Why would someone write this on here? This board is supposed to be helpful, not some lame fiction board where people come to write their fantasies. This is why I never trust anything on this board, and it can only be used to get someone's input on a scenario, what they would have done, etc. Other than that it's a bunch of dreamers.