"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ, Senior DJ, Master DJ, Grand Master

Smooth Player 056

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Am i correct?

DJ 0-199 Posts

Senior DJ 200 - 500 Posts

Master DJ 500- ????

Grandmaster ?????



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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tactic

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yea no grand
 

h2o

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yeah, post count is completely meaningless. it's bullsh*t. every body grows at their own pace, and just because you post a lot doesn't mean you're better.

take myself for example, i have almost 400 posts, but i'm no master. i don't suck either...just picked up 2 chicks... but i don't rule either, i got so much more to work on.

(i just thought i'd throw that pickup in their because it feels good :cheer: ) hey, i'll write an FR too, what the heck...maybe i can motivate someone.
 

Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by h2o
yeah, post count is completely meaningless. it's bullsh*t. every body grows at their own pace, and just because you post a lot doesn't mean you're better.

take myself for example, i have almost 400 posts, but i'm no master. i don't suck either...just picked up 2 chicks... but i don't rule either, i got so much more to work on.

(i just thought i'd throw that pickup in their because it feels good :cheer: ) hey, i'll write an FR too, what the heck...maybe i can motivate someone.
FR's are usaully a good read...nice job on the 2 pick ups were all proud


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aftershock

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
No.

There should be nothing. Because some "Master Don Juans" SUCK.
I agree.

If anything, I think that you should have to "apply" almost to someone who is in charge of determining titles if you want the title of Master or whatever.

I also think that post count should not be shown at all.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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NYC Dude

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
No.

There should be nothing. Because some "Master Don Juans" SUCK.
Case in Point, GodsGiftToWomen. Just kidding man, but I agree with both your point and the overall point that these different levels are stupid. Perhaps replacing "Don Juan" with "Post *****" would make it more fitting.
 

ShizamDaMan

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Yeah post count on this site doesn't mean crap. Unless you have above 1000 posts I don't think it means you're more suave than anyone else.
 

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<-----case in point.


i'd rather look on haw long they've been on this site. If they "registration day" is in 2003 then you can be sure he's been macking for a while.
 

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Maybe anybody over 1000 posts can reach the title of "Ninja", the ultimate is supreme power.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Create Reality

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THE GREAT GRAND SUPER DUPER NINJA MASTER SUPREME ENLIGHTENED, dj.




:D :D :D :D :D
 

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The only thing I can say for being a "master" is that I don't stare at the god d*mnned numbers anymore... I can't even remeber why it was ever important come to think of it.
 
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