"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zerix said:
ahaha, the cell phone...

so she never brought up that subject (exlusiveness) before? hm.. have fun ****ing for now then :p
you sure can't be the first one to bring it up
indeed you need a car, it's absolutely ****ing insane up here. Last night i was bouncing at this 300 person party and was getting mad bribes from people trying to get in. This one solo guy that got rejected earlier came back with a $20 bill and was like "please dude" haha, of course i accepted that **** amongst many a beers from other attendees.

Anyway, hb9model drove up here again last night (hour+ drive 3 nights in a row now) and in the morning was like..

HB9model: Sadao
Me: Yea?
HB9model: I like you a lot.
Me: I like you too.


Who knows what's going on, i'm almost 100% sure she'd accept exclusivity if I asked, but that won't be happening.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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**** this, i think i'm giving a 2week deadline before I ask for exclusivity, this **** is dragging on too long.
 

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exclusivity is on, i suppose this journal is now over.
 

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Bump (lots of people could benefit from reading this)

Just finished reading the whole thing, took me like a week, liked it alot ^^ very enterntaining and educational.

I like your "natural" game

Sadao said:
exclusivity is on, i suppose this journal is now over.
Too bad :p I'll miss the daily episode of Sadao's Adventures.

Rock on man
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bump for anyone who can benefit.

Still in the relationship, things are going great.
 
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