"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kelso

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Well, I've been a DJ for a while in my day :D, and I finally put it all to test in one freaking day. It all started at the movies about 2 weeks ago, me and my friend were walking around in the lobby after the movie we saw and we seen two very nice looking chicks. We went up to them and asked them if they wanted to see a movie with us. It was perfect, cuz I connected real good with one of the chicks and like-wise with my friend and the other chick. We were watching the movie and I leaned in for a kiss, and that led to like 10 min. of making out in the theater. (we were in the very back). So I ask her during the movie if she wanted to go to my friends car outside, she quickly said yes, and I scored with her that night. The only gay thing was that it was in the back seat of my friends car... but this story goes to show you, if you DON'T hessitate and just do things as soon as they come into your mind without overanalysizing anything's possible. ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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icallug

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woah good job man.

so your saying u just met this girl, made out, then ****ed her brains out?

your crazy maaann
 

Evo

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wow! ...... thats is insanely cool
 
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