"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ Pauly D America's Best "DJ"? WTF?!

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This country is hilarious. DJ Pauly D from the Jersey Shore is one of the nominees for "America's Best Disc Jockey".

Goes to show you how popularity puts you in the running with people who are top of their game, and had to practice for years to get where they are.

What's next? Mike The Situation is America's top bodybuilder? Justin bieber Heavyweight champion of the world?

It's like practicing to be the best you can be on this site and someone with all flash and no substance enters the room and it all goes out the window.

http://www.spinner.com/2010/06/08/pauly-d-jersey-shore-americas-best-dj/
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Like Pauly himself said "if you're a hater I've gotta a full time job for you" or something like that.
Anyways dont hate the player, hate the game.
 

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Who the fvck cares? There is nothing in this world that is less important than mtv's award show, or any other mainstream awards for that matter. Its the same with ANY kind of music.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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