"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SupaPowa
Don Juan
I don't know or care how...But I'm leaving myself NO CHOICE but to see it through...
This will crush me like a f**king catepillar under a tayota. But if I don't do this...Then my future will be grim beyond my wildest nightmares. Whatever...The amount of fear and anxiety I feel when even thinking of women is unthinkable, and at 25yrs old I'm just sick of being that afraid. I don't give a f**k anymore even if I have to soak in oil and run across a forest fire to fix it, it needs fixing...I hearby swear to do the course,
I'm in...
SupaPowa
Don Juan
You crazy?...If this course actually works...This guy can have my damn salary!BettorOffSingle said:
Fakira
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
The Master of the Universe has moved on to a different universe.