"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dj FRIEND WITH HIV!!!!!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE READ AND RESPOND. VERY SERIOUS!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by JamesMc
BTW, I looked up the actual incidence of HIV in australia from :
National Centre in HIV Epidemiology and Clinical Research
and they say the incidence of AIDS in AUS, at least, is 1.4 in 100,000.
A lot better for the Australian people, but it actually makes the effect I was originally describing a lot worse. (I'm willing to justify this statement too).

Not to mention, in Australia, 90% of carriers are homosexuals.

And in the United States, 80% of Carriers are homosexuals.

Now you see why this is called the gay disease. (at least in western society). Given in Africa, where the disease is at its worst, it is pretty equal among men and woman.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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