"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Royal Elite said:
REREAD DIZ POZT A COUPLE OF TIMEZ AND U WILL C DAT IT IZ CLEAR DAT U 'R' AFRAIN OF UR GIRL FRIEND. U R NOT AFRAID OF UR BEZT FRIEND BECUZ U DIDNT 'WORRY' ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN APPROACHING HIM, BUT U 'R' AFRAID OF UR GIRL FRIEND. U MAY NOT PHYSICALLY B AFRAID OF HER BUT U R AFRAID OF HER PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHICH IZ EVEN WORZE.
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I will try my best to translate this for you man.

Re-read this post a couple of times and you will see that it is clear that you are afraid of your girlfriend. Yo are not afraid of your best friend because you didnt worry about anything when approaching him, but you are afraid of your girlfriend. You may not physically be afraid of her but you are afraid of her psychologically which is even worse.

Its actually good advice if you can read his post in under 8 min.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't find it hard to read at all and it makes some sense. A different style is better applied IRL though.
 
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IRL= In Real Life
AFC = Average Frustrated Chump
PUA = Pick Up Artist
DIZ = Some word that Royal Elite uses in his posts, apparently an alternate spelling for the word "this"
YHWH = a word translated from greek that refers to God. Approximate translation "Yahweh"
 
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YHWH = a word translated from greek that refers to God. Approximate translation "Yahweh"
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Yahweh is Hebrew, not Greek. It can be tranlsated as "I AM"


Royak Elite and King's Rolyalty are enigmas. Both give VERY sound advice to the average chump. One of them speaks like a text message in caps.

Better than half the posters on here, though. (Half the posters here are 16 or younger.)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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