"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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qweretyuiopas

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Royal Elite said:
REREAD DIZ POZT A COUPLE OF TIMEZ AND U WILL C DAT IT IZ CLEAR DAT U 'R' AFRAIN OF UR GIRL FRIEND. U R NOT AFRAID OF UR BEZT FRIEND BECUZ U DIDNT 'WORRY' ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN APPROACHING HIM, BUT U 'R' AFRAID OF UR GIRL FRIEND. U MAY NOT PHYSICALLY B AFRAID OF HER BUT U R AFRAID OF HER PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHICH IZ EVEN WORZE.
I will try my best to translate this for you man.

Re-read this post a couple of times and you will see that it is clear that you are afraid of your girlfriend. Yo are not afraid of your best friend because you didnt worry about anything when approaching him, but you are afraid of your girlfriend. You may not physically be afraid of her but you are afraid of her psychologically which is even worse.

Its actually good advice if you can read his post in under 8 min.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't find it hard to read at all and it makes some sense. A different style is better applied IRL though.
 

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IRL= In Real Life
AFC = Average Frustrated Chump
PUA = Pick Up Artist
DIZ = Some word that Royal Elite uses in his posts, apparently an alternate spelling for the word "this"
YHWH = a word translated from greek that refers to God. Approximate translation "Yahweh"
 

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YHWH = a word translated from greek that refers to God. Approximate translation "Yahweh"
Yahweh is Hebrew, not Greek. It can be tranlsated as "I AM"


Royak Elite and King's Rolyalty are enigmas. Both give VERY sound advice to the average chump. One of them speaks like a text message in caps.

Better than half the posters on here, though. (Half the posters here are 16 or younger.)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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