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Dinner: No rice or pasta?

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My whole life I always have either rice or pasta with my dinner (usually rice). I can't imagine not having one of them.

What does your usual dinner consist of?
 

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Food.
 

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i have either donna kebabs, chips and sausage, and a kfc mega bucket at least 1 night of the week

the other nights I eat tuna, pasta and chicken mainly, with beans usually. Usually eat sausage rolls out of a pack from the supermarket when i'm wanting to snack, i stock up on them.


I'm 250lbs, 5'11, and ripped to ****
 

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onyx said:
i have either donna kebabs, chips and sausage, and a kfc mega bucket at least 1 night of the week

the other nights I eat tuna, pasta and chicken mainly, with beans usually. Usually eat sausage rolls out of a pack from the supermarket when i'm wanting to snack, i stock up on them.


I'm 250lbs, 5'11, and ripped to ****
haha, sure you are.

For dinner, I eat 300 grams of chicken or steak, plus a large serving of veggies (Broccoli, snow peas and some lettuce when I am cutting).

Tuna is also good, but I eat that (soaked in natural oils to gain natural fats) with multigrain toast for breakfast.
 
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