"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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GloriouslyInsane

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I am talking seriously,she ****in invaded your house!! WAKE THE F*CK UP! And you are blaming this all on the other guy, what if you met an attractive slvt and se said something to the lines of "we can fvck at my friends house,don't worry he's gay and lets me use it as my own".Let them in,beat 'em up,smear **** on them and throw 'em out.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speedo_meme

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You could have just had them arrested, esp. if he assaulted you in your own house. Actually you could've killed him after he hit you, and it wouldv'e been self-defense. Well, the girl might've lied on the stand as a witness, who knows. Either way, what's done is done.

Ditch the girl, tell her to kiss your ass and burn in hell. She TOLD this guy to kick your ass. She's not your friend, do not keep trying to fukk this slvt. Throw all her clothes out your window, tell the landlord not to ever let her in again. Why do you need advice? Obviously you have NO self respect or you wouldv'e done this already. I bet you get taken advantage of regularly don't you?
 

Walking Anomaly

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Holy ****...for real, do something about this other than coming to the boards...do not let someone take advantage of you to that extent...ever. Even if the guy was 6'3 and in my room boinking id still open my mouth...thats just common sense.

If you come home and see her car there you know she's probably there with him, so before going in there call up some friends as witnesses just in case he tries anything again, if he does...have you're good friend Mr. Louisville slugger with you, it was self defense, with multiple friends there as witnesses. Five or six of your friends stories to one girl's (assuming she lies) won't hold much weight for her...

Then abuse the **** out of the girl (verbally), tell her to lick your nut sweat (who knows, she might take it literally and go for it)...then call the cops and tell the truth, you came home to chill with some friends, found her and this guy in the room, he came after you and you defended yourself..
 
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