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Girl I have been “friends” with for a while is coming in for the weekend and wants to stay with me. She was away at college this year. I tell her yes, and see this as a good thing.

She comes in, we hang out the first night, go grab something to eat, and I play it cool and confident.

Well, the next night her, me and one of my male friends end up going out to a club. She ends up, dancing, and hooking up with this guy she meets at the club. She spends most of the night with him dancing and making out. By the end of the night, she asks me if she minds if she takes him home, I advise her against it, but I wasn’t going to let her go home with this stranger, so I, like a fool agreed.

SO, me, my friend jump in the front seats, and her and this guy get in the back, no sooner do we get out of the parking lot, and she is suckin this guy off, she stops and says to him, I can’t wait to get you home and have you f the **** out of me.

At this point, I don’t know what to do, and just keep driving. I pulled into the parking spot, and went up to my apt and went to my bed room, my friend lives in the same apt complex, so he walked home to his. About 15 minutes later her and the guy come in and are in the living room10 minutes after that, they are screwing. So, here is me in held up my room, in my apt, like a clown while the girl I have liked for 2 years is getting the ever living crap boinked out of her by some guy she just met. These 2 went at it for like 3 hours.

I had to go the bathroom, and the problem is, I have to walk through the living room to get to the bathroom, I hold it for as long as I could, but finally had to give in. So, I walk out into the living room, and here she is but naked, spread eagle, on the couch getting hammered by this dude who has a baseball bat for a penis ( the last thing I needed to see) they were so into it, they didn’t even notice me.

So, I spend the rest of the evening listening to the moans, groans, and sex sounds of this girl, and guy.

I wake up in the morning, the two of them are naked, half wrapped up in eachother, and a blanket. They wake up and shower together. I imagine he nailed her in there too.

After all this, dude has no way of getting home, she spots him a 20 and calls a cab.

What am I missing, and how do I proceed from here?
 

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Damn dude, wow...


I cant even believe you let em fudge in your house. Wow, I really cannot believe you let this happen, it is such a desrespect from her to you.

If Id were you id tell her to find a new place to stay, no excuses....that is just so wrong. Also, burn the couch hehehe.
 

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Good grief that's one h*ll of a story. At best, use her as a wingwoman. For the love of all mankind, don't try to date a girl that you've watched get her **** pounded on. Apparently you have nothing DJish going for you whatsoever because she was fukkin horny and you did NOTHING to make her wet, but a complete stranger did. Also, your friend is a slvt. She probably wanted you to make a move and you didn't. I've had it happen many times with me too when I was AFC.

Alas, now you've learned your lesson, you know what you're missing out on. That should be motivation to never let it happen again. Get your sh1t together, do a boot camp and post some field reports.
 

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TOO F*CKING FUNNY :crackup:

Your little story is the perfect example of why YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE FRIENDS WITH CHICKS. "Baseball Bat" did things properly. Instead of being her "friend," he became somebody she literally wanted to have put his c*ck in her mouth. Kudos to Baseball Bat. I'd suggest you befriend dude for wingman purposes. You can learn a lot from from him.

Your dumbass also missed out the opportunity to do a "Trent Reznor," on her. After relieving yourself, you should've join in the "reindeer games." I seriously doubt she would've said no.

As far as how to proceed now? With her you don't. Your hopelessly trapped in the "friend zone," and you have a snowball's chance in hell of getting out. Move on to the next chick and when you do, DON'T BE HER F*CKING FRIEND, be like Baseball Bat.
 

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Thanks, I guess, I do feel like I am getting a little bashed here, but I understand.

As for baseball bat, without sounding gay here, the guy was huge, I mean like nothing I have seen before, and to be with her now, I would feel inadequately equipped.

I do agree it was disrespectful of her, but I never knew her to be the ONS type, I mean she doesn't even know his last name or phone number
 

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Damm, I forgot it was your house. You got chumped bad on that one. NO FUKKIN WAY some other dude come INSIDE my house, fukks my friend on MY couch, and then takes a fukkin shower at my house.
 

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shooter said:
I do agree it was disrespectful of her, but I never knew her to be the ONS type, I mean she doesn't even know his last name or phone number
Did I mention she was a slvt?
 

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Maximus Rex said:
Your little story is the perfect example of why YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE FRIENDS WITH CHICKS. "Baseball Bat" did things properly. Instead of being her "friend," he became somebody she literally wanted to have put his c*ck in her mouth. Kudos to Baseball Bat. I'd suggest you befriend dude for wingman purposes. You can learn a lot from from him.

Your dumbass also missed out the opportunity to do a "Trent Reznor," on her. After relieving yourself, you should've join in the "reindeer games." I seriously doubt she would've said no.

As far as how to proceed now? With her you don't. Your hopelessly trapped in the "friend zone," and you have a snowball's chance in hell of getting out. Move on to the next chick and when you do, DON'T BE HER F*CKING FRIEND, be like Baseball Bat.
I agree 100%.
 

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speedo_meme said:
Damm, I forgot it was your house. You got chumped bad on that one. NO FUKKIN WAY some other dude come INSIDE my house, fukks my friend on MY couch, and then takes a fukkin shower at my house.
I also agree 100%.
 

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You know what, you guys seem like you want to run her down for having a ONS but isn't that exactly what you guys are trying to accomplish on this board? Figuring how to get girls in bed?
 

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all girls r up for ons

put it this way u WILL NEVER HIT IT... U told her that she should not go home with this guy.. LMAO u need to grab those peanuts that u call balls and u should have made a move on her along time ago.. THERE IS NEVER A PERFECT TIME... u have to make the opportunity.. and the fact that u never did is why some other dude shot his load up in her...

CAN U SAY CHUMP... not trying to sound mean, but come on dude.. take charge stop letting the woman tell u what to do.if she doesnt like u then move on.
 

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shooter said:
You know what, you guys seem like you want to run her down for having a ONS but isn't that exactly what you guys are trying to accomplish on this board? Figuring how to get girls in bed?

The problem here is not that she had a ONS. The problem here is she had a ONS in YOUR HOUSE, in YOUR COUCH, while YOU were there, and while she was there under YOUR invitation. Thats just way too much disrespect.

Think about this, would you take a girl you just met to fudge at your dad's house? at your best friends house?

Theres no way I would let friends **** in my house, if they want to do it there are plenty of places....starting with Baseball bat's house. If she didnt want to go to his house alone, then she shouldnt have ****ed him. Basically she used you BIG TIME and disrespected you in your own house.
 

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I know, I mean he nutted in her mouth on the way home in the car, and had sex with her on my couch (multiple times), and in my shower.

disturbing,

but on the other hand,To be quite honest, in a strange way, it was kind of hot watching them when I was on my way to the bathroom. And I did catch myself trying to see her suck him off in the rear view mirror.

I mean girl is a HB 9 and it was like watching real life porn.
 

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Dude go to a titi bar, but dont let people do that **** to you, I mean its your car house and couch, I sure wouldnt like that happening to myself.

As much as id like seeing some of my female friends naked, I would not like seeing them fudge in my house.
 

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Oh My

shooter said:
I know, I mean he nutted in her mouth on the way home in the car, and had sex with her on my couch (multiple times), and in my shower.

That's so hot. I want to be like Baseball Bat when I grow up.
 

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I'm not sure Baseball Bat is a pickup artist in the DJ sense. My guess is that a large part of his game is all about stating his measurment, even if it's a last resort. If the girl is up for it, then bingo. Then again, picking up an STDs is then a risk.

Still, I am reminded of the apocryphal story of the pin-**** PUA who nevertheless had wonderful success at getting women back to his place. When they saw the small dimensions of his love torpedo, they would whine something like, "Who the hell are you going to please with that thing?!?!" His brilliant response...

"Me."

Muwahahahaha!!! Now that dude is a legend.
 

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Ok, update on this ****

Saturday night I go out, and come home about 12:30 AM

Sure as **** this girl and "baseball bat" are in my room fvcking

I didn't even know she was in town

I flipped out started yelling and told them both to leave.

Dude gets up and punches me out (he is a big black guy about 6'3", 230, all muscle). The girl had teh nerve to laugh and tells him to kick my azz

I didn't know what to do.

I probably should have called the cops, but how do you explain that without looking foolish?


I left the room, and theu obviously went back to getting at it, so I just left the house and slept in my car.

I woke up about !0:00 Sunday morning, and her car was still there, so I went and got something to eat, At around 2 PM and they were getting into her car and leaving, so I went inside to talk to the land lord.

He told me he let her in (He remembers her from 2 weeks ago). She told him that I knew she was comming to town, but her flight landed early and needed a key to get in. That was at about 5:00 Saturday afternoon.

What a lieing skank I never knew she was coming to town, and I come to find out she came to my place because baseball bat still lives with his mother and they couldn't go there

I need advice guys....please help
 

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You want my advice..get atleast 5 friends of yours to hide in your house.Then call the girl and say "Sorry about yesterday,your my guest and i should let you do whatever you want in my house" (i know how this sounds but thats the point).As they're going at it all of your gang pop out and beat this guy retarded,then throw both of them out of the house WITHOUT their clothes. The end.
 

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seriously,

some advice would help

I am not going to do that, but how do I proceed. I mean this guy shows up at my house and bangs my friend at will, and I cant do anything about it.

The thing is, I never knew her to be like that, she was always a quiet shy girl
 
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