"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Difference between Russian pigeons and American pigeons

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This is the first thing I noticed different when I come to Russia. In America pigeons are afraid of people, they fly away and don't hang around near people. In Russia pigeons consider themselves part of society and walk right among people without giving a damn that they can be captured. You walk in the street and there would be a pigeon walking near your feet. If you walk and that bird is infront of you, it will walk to a side and let you through, not fly away.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pigeons know who got the better army, they know they mess with us they might get bombed
 

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Pigeons in Japan are like that. If you're sitting on a park bench eating something, they'll walk right up and expect to be fed. Even if it looks like you're eating something, they'll start to gather round.

There's some old folks who get a kick out of feeding them out of their hands.

If you were broke and desperate and didn't mind eating pigeon meat, it'd be good times.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
Pigeons know who got the better army, they know they mess with us they might get bombed

Pigeon is a bird, it can't know anything about army or bombs, they just know predators and stay away clear of anything dangerous, like eagles, dogs, cats, or anything else that can feed on them.
 

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sarcasm must not be a second language to you
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I bet it's because in Russian and Japanese colture it is looked on to help your friends and neighbors during bad times, while in western colture it is just your problem. It is more boms in America than in any other country, and boms do eat pegions, that is why pegions in America are afraid of people!
 

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Word on the street is that KFC changed its name from Kentucky Fried Chicken because it no longer contains chicken.

Pigeon maybe?

That would explain the terror among the American Pigeon population. Maybe a couple escaped and told the truth:

"Soylent Green Is Pigeon!"
 

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I think it has to do something with friendliness and outgoingness. I remember that experiment from one of the guides on here, practise your skills on dogs and cats, lol, and I do remember a post here by a guy who said all the f!cking cats run from him.
 
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