"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Diet Soda

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I spent the weekend in pretty much pure agony with a toothache from a internally cracked molar, which I think I pushed over the edge by how hard i gritted my teeth doing deadlifts.

Fvck diet drinks. They still damage your teeth.

I'm tough as nails.. i get injured all the time. I dislocate my knee and run straight into the outfield fence full speed to make a catch.. and i've broken bones. I barely flinch at these things and you'll see me laughing off the pain of such 'minor' things. Those are nothing compared to that damn toothache.

brush every day!
floss every day!
avoid things that damage your teeth!
listerine and hydrogen peroxide!
yessiree! i learned my lesson.

My other lesson is that i learned i need i need to associate with some more lowlife people who have access to pot and prescription painkillers.
 

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speakeasy said:
I drink nothing but water but my piss is still yellow.
That pretty much means you should be drinking MORE water.
 

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speakeasy said:
Dude I drink water ALL fricken day!
This is like people saying "I eat ALL day but I can't gain weight!!!" and then they total up their intake and it's like 2000 calories.

Until you are taking 1.5-2 gallons+ of pure water a day and still having unhealthy yellow/brown urine, you can't say you have a problem.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You know what, it could be my chocolate protein shakes turning my urine yellow, I forgot about that.
 

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some additives can do that, yes, but make sure you're hitting your 1.5-2 gallons a day..
 

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HandyAndy said:
Is it as bad as normal soda? Whats bad about diet colas?
It's better than normal soda as it's supposedly diet.

I heard different stories about diet sodas being dangerous in other aspects because of their ingredients while claiming regular coke is healthier. But I heard different opinions so personally I'm sticking with diet if I'll drink one, since I have diabetes.

Want my advice though? Cut down on that ****. Drinking too much coke is bad for you, I think even once a day is too much. Drink it but not too often, its addicting. I used to drink a lot of coke until last year until I started drinking it less. Right now a year later the last time i drank coke was about a month ago at a dinner table. I don't even want it anymore...but it sounds to me like you're addicted to it.

Your answer is it's bad for you if you drink too much of it.
 

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speakeasy said:
Dude I drink water ALL fricken day!
Apparently what your brain calls a lot of water isn't enough. What filth are you putting in your body that constantly comes leaking out anyway if you really drink so much water? Do you take vitamins all day long or something?

That yellow you see is WASTE and toxins. Do you really want toxins sitting around in your body all the time? If it's not clearing up then it's backing up rather than you having a constant flow of waste out.

For most of us this is why our first p1ss in the morning is dark. All that waste was collecting up all night in the water.

Damn i eat a lot of protein so i see the waste products of that coming out all day but i drink enough through the morning that its running a faint yellow to clear the rest of the day except right after i take a multivitamin and the vits that are unneeded come flushing out.

You sound like one of those guys who complains they're not growing while claiming "i eat alllll day" and it turns out to be 3 bagels and some doritos.
 

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Dude I rarely even drink anything but water. Just that and my protein shakes and that's it about all I drink.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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speakeasy said:
Dude I rarely even drink anything but water. Just that and my protein shakes and that's it about all I drink.
then you're simply not drinking enough water, and/or have processed foods in your diet..

double your current water intake and see what happens.
 

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So it can be said that color of urine is somewhat of an indicator of the healthiness of diet?
 

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speakeasy said:
So it can be said that color of urine is somewhat of an indicator of the healthiness of diet?
to an extent, yes.

and more importantly, of your hydration level.
 
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