"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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didn't know my bro had a crush on this girl

konmai

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feels like crap. i didn't know my buddy had a crush on this girl. i hit on her right in front of him, and he was mad as phuuccckkk. now it's kind of awkward between all of us. :nervous:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BeDJ

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It's all fair game, beta reaction to the finest. He obviously puts getting laid above the friendship.

Next him :crackup:
 

sageproduct

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Then why wasn't he hitting on her if he likes her. His fault
 

TheWolfMan

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Yeah bro, you got nothing to be sorry for. He didn't make a move, you did. End of story. If he's butt hurt over it then he's not as good a friend as you think.
 

Uncharted

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Don't worry this happens to me and my friends all the time. It just encourages us to act first! He'll get over it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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