Didn't approach this chick that I should have, but would this have been good to say?

[TT2CiN]

Ok so I was in the mall the other day leaning against a wall in a sort of waiting area and I notice two chicks come up the escalator and I thought I saw one of them checking me out. Either way they stand a bit of a distance away in front of me just talking but not facing me or anything. So they continue on their way out of my vision towards the door outside. So I decide to leave anyway thinking I'll wait outside instead. So as I'm walking toward the door I notice that the two chicks are standing there by the door on the phone maybe. So I walk past and go sit down outside on a ledge kind of far away from the inside, not like right next to them. So then I notice the two of em walk right by me and stand near me talking on the phone. I look up and the chick clearly looks right at me, with this nice expression on her face, that basically told me she wanted me to approach. So I hear her say she has to go to the person on the phone. She waits around for a little bit longer then her and her friend leave the way she came back into the mall. Ok yea I know I definately shoulda approached, especially cuz I found her attractive, but wahtever I didn't, so what I want to know is whether or not this would have been a good openerto say if I had decided to follow her as she left. I'm trying to get into the ****y/funny mindset.

"What you're just going to leave without saying hi? I saw you checking me out earlier *with a smile*, guess you don't have any courage huh, guess I'll have to do all the work then.. my names TT2CiN.

and then continue the convo from there

 

[typical]

Who cares you didnt talk to her so thinking about the "what if" is dumb.

 

[TT2CiN]

Who cares you didnt talk to her so thinking about the "what if" is dumb.

Did you even read my post? The whole point of the post is to know if the the line at the end is a good opener, whether it's ****y/funny or whatever. The story is there just to give it a context.

 

[typical]

And my point is that all lines are useless unless you actually have the god damn man balls to go say them to that god damn hot chick with them lovely tits that makes you cream your pants.

And if you don't have them god damn balls then don't dwell on the "is this a good thing to say do" etc etc.

Till you have the guts to actually go up and talk to the girl leave the smart pickup lines to people that can pull it off without looking like a total doorknob ok mate.

P.S BTW I know I'm bveing a a$$hole here but its the only way you'l learn that it plays out very differently in you head then how it happens in real life. And lines hardly ever work unless you mix it up with a good icebreaker and good convo and good closing routines

 

[ElStud]

Dude it doesn't matter what you say. You don't need some big preplanned line just talk to her. Yeah, you should've approached and you didn't.