"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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In an article appearing in Newsweek, Flint, Michigan, Chief of Police David D1cks described three degrees of criminal intent his police officers were ordered to arrest on sight.

If people wear their trousers sagged, they are in violation.

Inch by inch, the three categories are:

Warning: pants sagged, but above butt
Disorderly Conduct: Pants below butt
and Indecent Exposure: Below butt with skin.

These violations are punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and fines of up to $500.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The arrests, incarcerations, and fines are excessive, but I do agree with the intent of law enforcement. The mis-fashions are a disgusting eye sore. It's stupid indecent exposure.
 

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i agree with it too.

i find it a little funny that this stuff even happens because i heard an explanation one time that said that the reason this trend of sagging pants got started was that prison b1tches that were "available" would sag to alert other prisoners. and so now we've translated that to being cool. What a great country.
 

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(JJ) said:
i agree with it too.

i find it a little funny that this stuff even happens because i heard an explanation one time that said that the reason this trend of sagging pants got started was that prison b1tches that were "available" would sag to alert other prisoners. and so now we've translated that to being cool. What a great country.
actually it was because people in the hood were too poor to buy new pants every year so they went baggy

but if you want cops to be fashion police, they should also lock up some of you wannabe PUA's who look like queerbait because you're trying to peacock
 

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Sounds like a violation of freedom of expression to me.

Police state tactics.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The funny thing is, if you've ever been to Flint you'd know that there are more important things to worry about than baggy pants. Flint was either ranked one or two in the nation for crime. Detroit came in third. I live in such a great state. :rolleyes:
 
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