"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Did the Hottest Chick You Ever Smashed, Give You the Best Head and/or Sex?

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Unfortunately she wasn't, however, she was only 15 at the time, so Carla might not have had enough "training," and "field experience," under her belt. My Boo Boo was an uncover freak who didn't suck d*ck at the time and when I tried to tittie f*ck her she was like, "What are you doing?" Me, with my dumb ass was like, "Nothing." This was during my "average frustrated chump," days and I thought that I was suppose to "respect her boundaries," instead, I should have expanded those boundaries.

After I got back in touch with her, I found that her ex-husband was the lucky recipient of my Boo Boo's first head job, (ironically she now loves to suck d*ck and likes to have the back of her palmed like basketball while having the limits of her gag reflex tested,) though I missed the opportunity her being Luke to my Yoda and giving her the "proper training," I will say with beaming pride that I turned 19 year old ass on to doggystyle.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Why Do You Ask....?

Anyway.....I was 17.
 

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I lack the variety to be able to answer this question but I bet most of the answers will be no. It's always the less than ideal chicks that fvck like they have something to prove. I personally couldn't care less about head. I'll take a hand job or sex over it anyday...she can still swallow though :D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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JoeMarron said:
I personally couldn't care less about head. I'll take a hand job or sex over it anyday...she can still swallow though :D
:eek: :down:
 

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Definitely not. The hottest girl was boring in the sack.

Sex with a BPD was mind-blowing but she was not the hottest girl I slept with.
 

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Hottest chick was fairly boring in the sack I had to push her limits a bit during a ONS till I ran out of domes haha.

Best sex was with my 4 year LTR.. she was pretty crazy but when it was on it was on.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Desdinova

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The hottest chicks were never horrible, but never mind-blowing either. My best lay was a thick 23 year old. My best BJ was my first fiance. My worst lay is probably tied by a HB5 and that same ex-fiance.
 

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Actually, two of them, yes were absolute demons between the sheets, but they couldn't suck for shiit.
 

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Nope. Best sex I ever had was with a chick who was an every day run of the mill cute chick. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
 

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Jaylan said:
Nope. Best sex I ever had was with a chick who was an every day run of the mill cute chick. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Ditto. Next day, she handed me "50 shades" and said I should read it. Wink Wink. :nervous:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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