"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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did "stuff" for the first time last night

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Hey,i think i did pretty well last night... i had my ex gf sleep over,and minutes after getting into bed,we made out.. lasted ages 2am-7am lol.. didn't f*ck close,but i took her top and bra off,played with her tits for ages,and it ended up her giving me a handy the whole way,i tried to get her pants off.. but she laughed and said "nup next time.." lol,how do i get around that? cause it kinda annoyed me,and she gives **** handys how would i maybe get her to give me head? im new to all this,so i dunno how to ask her for one or anything lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sheeeit, don't you have to be at least thirteen to join this forum?

Kid, you had a girl in bed for 5 fukcing hours without managing to escalate past titty play. Something is very wrong there. Yes, making out is a very fun activity in itself and should be savoured, but you also have to remember that it is primarily a means to an end. The ultimate goal should be to make a woman so horny that there is absolutely no resistance.

Think about it, if you have a period of 5 hours, you can afford to be extremely subtle in your escalations. You don't just go from sucking face to yanking her pants off, no no no. Learn about a woman's body and how to make it feel good. You should be making her so horny at each stage that she doesn't even notice you escalating.
 

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Did you watch Harry Potter while rubbing her tits bro?
 

yeah yeah

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im 18 man,and no.. i had the harry potter soundtrack from the movie playing in my cd player,it was hot
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah yeah

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if you's are "men" and get sex,why are you's still here? theres not all that much to learn,and why would you crack jokes when someone is asking how to escalate,jealous? prolly,i swear sosuave is full of gays
 

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dude to esclate past her petty crap just keep trying for the pants.. shyt this one girl which happend to be a friends sister 0.o heh ANYWAY man i tried to get her pants off like 20 times while we were makeing out saying stuff while i was makeing out

"c'mon i can tell you want it"
"lets go to my room"

about the 30th time.. she couldn't take it anymore and was like lets go! long story short its all about being persistant
 
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