"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Did I screw this up or am I going in the right direction?

Thread starter sangheilios
Start date Mar 15, 2019

sangheilios

Master Don Juan

Mar 17, 2019

Murkserious said:
You said you don’t drink, but you chilled with this girl at a bar for an hour, doing what drinking water?

Anyway sounds like she displayed interest and you didn’t make a move, then did the thirsty 8am text next day.

I’d cut your losses and run and use this as experience on what not to do next time.

I sent it at 11 but whatever lol.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.